The Chuckler bass tab by ProtoMartyr

Tuning: Standard (E A D G)

Verse: x2
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D|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---|
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It meant a lot to me then, it matters less to me now



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D|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---|
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And any pleasure derived / Was knowing that they'd never feel as good

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D|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
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As a badge pinned on a thrift store coat that smelled of sauerkraut and cloves

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E|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---|

An angry customer's face
Confused because they didn't get their way
Is something they would never allow / But they have to allow
Because this pitiful exchange will be the sole high point of our day


Chorus:
G|-------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|---5---------------------------| x4
E|---------5-3-----5-3-----0-----|
I guess I'll keep on chuckling
'til there's no more breath in my lungs
And it really doesn't matter at all
Ha ha


Verse: x2
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A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1---|
War, and rumors of war

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E|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---|
Clouds of poison in the sky and poison in the soil

Lord, how I wish there was a better ending to this joke


Verse: x2
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---|
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It meant a lot to me then, it matters less to me now

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D|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---|
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All calls are answered / It's no bother, I just wanted to talk

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D|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
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To the direct marketer from Bangalore or was it Mahabalipuram?

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E|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---|

He tried to sell me on a credit card
I asked about the weather and whether his life was hard
You say your name is Lazlo?  I don't think that is true
Because Yar, I know a Lazlo  And he doesn't sound half as smart as you


Chorus:
G|-------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|---5---------------------------| x4
E|---------5-3-----5-3-----0-----|
I guess I'll keep on chuckling
'til there's no more breath in my lungs
And it really doesn't matter at all
Ha ha


Verse:
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---|
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E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
War, and rumors of war

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D|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---|
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Clouds of poison in the sky and poison in the soil

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D|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
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Lord, how I wish there was a better ending to this joke

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E|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---|

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D|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---|
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War, and rumors of war

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D|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---|
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Clouds of poison in the sky and poison in the soil

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D|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---|
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Lord, how I wish there was a better ending to this joke

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A|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---|
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