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Tuning: Standard (E A D G) Verse: x2 G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| It meant a lot to me then, it matters less to me now G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| And any pleasure derived / Was knowing that they'd never feel as good G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| As a badge pinned on a thrift store coat that smelled of sauerkraut and cloves
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---| An angry customer's face Confused because they didn't get their way Is something they would never allow / But they have to allow Because this pitiful exchange will be the sole high point of our day Chorus: G|-------------------------------| D|-------------------------------| A|---5---------------------------| x4 E|---------5-3-----5-3-----0-----| I guess I'll keep on chuckling 'til there's no more breath in my lungs And it really doesn't matter at all Ha ha Verse: x2 G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1---| War, and rumors of war G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---| Clouds of poison in the sky and poison in the soil Lord, how I wish there was a better ending to this joke Verse: x2 G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| It meant a lot to me then, it matters less to me now G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| All calls are answered / It's no bother, I just wanted to talk G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| To the direct marketer from Bangalore or was it Mahabalipuram? G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---| He tried to sell me on a credit card I asked about the weather and whether his life was hard You say your name is Lazlo? I don't think that is true Because Yar, I know a Lazlo And he doesn't sound half as smart as you Chorus: G|-------------------------------| D|-------------------------------| A|---5---------------------------| x4 E|---------5-3-----5-3-----0-----| I guess I'll keep on chuckling 'til there's no more breath in my lungs And it really doesn't matter at all Ha ha Verse: G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| War, and rumors of war G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| Clouds of poison in the sky and poison in the soil G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| Lord, how I wish there was a better ending to this joke G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| War, and rumors of war G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| Clouds of poison in the sky and poison in the soil G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| Lord, how I wish there was a better ending to this joke G|---------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2---| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
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