Chords with lyrics
Intro:
D MajorD
Verse 1:
N.C.
When I get to heaven, I'm gonna shake God's hand
N.C.
Thank him for more blessings than one man can stand
N.C.
Then I'm gonna get a guitar and start a rock-n-roll band
N.C.
Check into a swell hotel; ain't the afterlife grand?
Chorus:
N.C. A augmentedA D MajorD
And then I'm gonna get a cocktail: vodka and ginger ale
G+G D MajorD
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long
A augmentedA D MajorD
I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the Tilt-A-Whirl
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
'Cause this old man is goin' to town
Verse 2:
D MajorD G+G
Then as God as my witness, I'm gettin' back into showbusiness
A augmentedA
I'm gonna open up a nightclub called "The Tree of Forgiveness"
D MajorD
And forgive everybody ever done me any harm
G+G A augmentedA
Why, I might even invite a few choice critics, those syphilitic parasitics
D MajorD
Buy 'em a pint of Smithwick's and smother 'em with my charm
Chorus:
N.C. A augmentedA D MajorD
'Cause then I'm gonna get a cocktail: vodka and ginger ale
G+G D MajorD
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long
A augmentedA D MajorD
I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the Tilt-A-Whirl
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Yeah this old man is goin' to town
Interlude:
A augmentedA D MajorD G+G D MajorD
Da da-da da-da da Ba da da-da-da da-da ba da da-da
A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Do do-do-do do-do do do-do do-do-do do da do-do-do do-do-do da-do
Verse 3:
N.C. G+G A augmentedA
Yeah when I get to heaven, I'm gonna take that wristwatch off my arm
D MajorD
What are you gonna do with time after you've bought the farm?
G+G
And them I'm gonna go find my mom and dad, and good old brother Doug
A augmentedA D MajorD
Why I'll bet him and cousin Jackie are still cuttin' up a rug
G+G
I wanna see all my mama's sisters, 'cause that's where all the love starts
A augmentedA D MajorD
I miss 'em all like crazy, bless their little hearts
G+G
And I always will remember these words my daddy said
A augmentedA
He said, "Buddy, when you're dead, you're a dead pecker-head"
D MajorD
I hope to prove him wrong... that is, when I get to heaven
Chorus:
N.C. A augmentedA D MajorD
'Cause then I'm gonna get a cocktail: vodka and ginger ale
G+G D MajorD
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke a cigarette that's nine miles long
A augmentedA D MajorD
I'm gonna kiss that pretty girl on the Tilt-A-Whirl
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Yeah, this old man is goin' to town
G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Yeah, this old man is goin' to town
Outro:
A augmentedA D MajorD G+G A augmentedA D MajorD
Da da-da do-do do Da da da-do-do-do do-do-do-do do do-do do-do