Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) | h Hammer-on | p Pull-off | b Bend | / Slide up | x Dead note Intro: C C F C G C Verse 1: A|------------------------------------|--------------------------------------| E|-3----------------------------------|-3------------------------------------| C|-----4-----4----2------------2h4----|------4------4---2---------------2h4--| G|--------------------5----5----------|---------------------5---5---5--------| C C She don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny A|------------------------------------|---------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------|------3--------------------------------| C|-2--------------------------2h4-----|----------4--4---2---------------2h4---| G|------5-----5---2---5---5-----------|--5-------------------5---5--5---------| F C She looks down her nose at money She gets it on like the Easter Bunny A|------------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|------------------------------------|------3-3---3-3---3--------------| C|-4----2--------4----2---------------|---------------------------------| G|---------4p0------------4p0---------|--0-------------------4---5------| G G C She's my baby, I'm her honey I'm never gonna let her go Verse 2: A|-----------------------------------------|-----------------------------------------------| E|----3------------------------------------|---3-------------------------------------------| C|----------4----4--2--------------2h4-----|---------4---4----2--2-------------------------| G|-0-------------------5---5---5-----------|-------------------------5----5-5----5---2p0---| C C He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays Caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies A|---------------------------------------------|------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------|------------------------------------| C|---------------------------------------------|----7-----4---4---------------------| G|-0-h2-----5----5-----5--2---5-----5-----8b---|-------------------7----5---5-5-8b--| F C He ain't too sharp, but he gets things done Drinks his beer like it's oxygen A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|---------------------------------|------3-3---3-3---3--------------| C|-4---2------------4---2----------|---------------------------------| G|---------4p0--0-----------4p0----|--0-------------------4--5-------| G G C He's my baby and I'm his honey I'm never gonna let him go Chorus: A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|-4---4---4---2----------------2-------------------------------| G|-----------------5-------5-------5--5--5-5----2--2--0--5------| C F C In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|----4----4---2-----2h4-----5----2-------2---------------------| G|-0----------------------------------4--------5----------------| C G C Against all odds, honey, we're the big door prize A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|-4-----2-2---------2----------2-----------------0-------------| G|-------------5---------5-5---------5--5---2---0---------------| C F C We're gonna spite our noses right off of our faces A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|------------2---4--4----4---5---4----2----------------2---0---| G|-0-----5-----------------------------------0-0----4-----------| C G C There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes Interlude: A|------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------| C|----4-2---------------2---2----------2/4--| G|--0------0h2-x-5-x-2----5----0-5-2p0------| C F C A|------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------| C|----4-2---------------2---2----------2/4--| G|---------0h2-x-5-x-2----5----0-5-2p0------| C F C A|------------------------------------------|-----------------------| E|------------------------------------------|-----------------------| C|----4-2---------------2---2----------2/4--|---4--4----2-----------| G|---------0h2-x-5-x-2----5----0-5-2p0------|-5------5-----5--4--5--| Optional Ukulele Harmony: A| |-----------------------| E| |-----------------------| C| |-4-5-7--4---5---2---4--| G| |-----------------------| Verse 3: A|------------------------------------|--------------------------------| E|-3----------------------------------|--3-----------------------------| C|------4-----4--2------------2h4-----|-----4----4-2-------------2h4---| G|--------------------5----5----------|-----------------5----5---------| C C She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny A|----------------------------------------|------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------|---3--------------------------------------------| C|-2-----------------------------------4--|----------4---4--4-2----2------------------2h4--| G|------5-----5-5---5---5---5---5---------|-----------------------------5----5-----5-------| F C She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs Swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs A|-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------|------3-3----3-3---3-----------| C|-----4----2---------------4---2----------|-------------------------------| G|-0-----------4p0-----0------------4p0----|---0-------------------4---5---| G G C She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' I'm never gonna let her go Verse 4: A|---------------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------| E|------3--------------------------------------|------------3-------------------------------------| C|----------4----4-----2----------------2h4----|-------------------4----4-2---2-------------------| G|-0-----------------------5--5----5-----------|----0---0------------------------5--5--5----2p0---| C He's got more balls than a big brass monkey He's a whacked-out weirdo and a lovebug junkie A|----------------------------------|--------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------|---3----------------------------------------| C|----------------------------------|-----4-----4----2---2-----------------------| G|-2-/5--5--5------5-5--5--5--8b----|-------------------------5-5----5---5---8b--| F C Sly as a fox crazy as a loon Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon A|---------------------------------|---------------------------| E|---------------------------------|--3-3---3-3---3------------| C|-4---2------------4---2----------|---------------------------| G|---------4p0--0-----------4p0----|-0----------------4---5----| G G C He's my baby, I don't mean maybe Never gonna let him go Chorus: A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|-4---4---4---2----------------2-------------------------------| G|-----------------5-------5-------5--5--5-5----2--2--0--5------| C F C In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|----4----4---2-----2h4-----5----2-------2---------------------| G|-0----------------------------------4--------5----------------| C G C Against all odds, honey, we're the big door prize A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|-4-----2-2---------2----------2-----------------0-------------| G|-------------5---------5-5---------5--5---2---0---------------| C F C We're gonna spite our noses right off of our faces A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|------------2---4--4----4---5---4----2----------------2---0---| G|-0-----5-----------------------------------0-0----4-----------| C G C There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes Chorus: A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|-4---4---4---2----------------2-------------------------------| G|-----------------5-------5-------5--5--5-5----2--2--0--5------| C F C In spite of ourselves, we'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|----4----4---2-----2h4-----5----2-------2---------------------| G|-0----------------------------------4--------5----------------| C G C Against all odds, honey, we're the big door prize A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|-4-----2-2---------2----------2-----------------0-------------| G|-------------5---------5-5---------5--5---2---0---------------| C F C We're gonna spite our noses right off of our faces A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|------------2---4--4----4---5---4----2----------------2---0---| G|-0-----5-----------------------------------0-0----4-----------| C G C There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes Outro: A|--------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------| C|------------2---4--4----4---5---4----2----------------2---0---| G|-0-----5-----------------------------------0-0----4-----------| C G C There won't be nothin' but big old hearts dancin' in our eyes A|-------------3--------------------------| E|---------0------------------------------| C|-----0----------------------------------| G|-0--------------------------------------| C In spite of ourselves ************************************ | h Hammer-on | p Pull-off | b Bend | / Slide up | x Dead note | ************************************
