Mr Krinkle chords by Primus

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

* = additional measure

Am F G E Bb G D Dm F Dm F G

D          Dm
Hello, Mr. Krinkle

How are you today?
                                 Am               Dm
Seems the rumors are about, your team might move away
                  Am
Now, me, I'm sentimental
                   Ab
But I'm not one to cry

D Dm D Dm F C Dm

F           E
 (Yep, yep)

F
Say there, Mr. Krinkle, let's cruise the bastard boat
               F
Damn then sonsabitches with their gill-nets set afloat
 Dm                      Db           Ab      D
I flip on my tele, and I watch the waters die

D Ab

D            Dm
  C'mon, Mr. Krinkle, tell me why
           D
C'mon, Mr. Krinkle, tell me why
Dm
  C'mon, Mr. Krinkle, won't you please tell me why
        Ab
Tell me why

D Dm F E Dm F Gb D Dm

            Am                                    Dm
Hey ho, Mr. Krinkle, have you heard the brand new sound?
                          Am
It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix
                         D
Bocephus, Cher and James Brown

It's called "Heavy Hometown"
               C                     Ab
New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry

D Ab

D            Dm
  C'mon, Mr. Krinkle, tell me why