Please No Squeeza Da Banana chords by Louis Prima

Chords with lyrics

Intro
      C majorC        C majorC        FF
e|--------|---------------|---------------|---------------|
BB|--------|---------------|---------------|---------------|
G+G|--------|---------------|---------------|---------------|
D MajorD|--------|---------------|---------------|--2------------|
A augmentedA|----0-2-|--3------------|--3------------|---------------|
E MajorE|--3-----|----------3----|----------3----|---------------|

 FF        G7G7       C majorC
e|---------------|---------------|--------------|
BB|---------------|---------------|--------------|
G+G|---------------|---------------|--------------|
D MajorD|--3------------|--3------------|--------------|
A augmentedA|---------------|---------------|--3-----------|
E MajorE|---------------|----------3--3-|---------3----|

 C majorC        G7G7       C majorC    G7G7
e|---------------|---------------|--------------|
BB|---------------|---------------|--------------|
G+G|---------------|--0-2-0--------|--------0-----|
D MajorD|---------------|--------3-2-0--|--------------|
A augmentedA|--0------------|---------------|--3-----------|
E MajorE|----------0----|---------------|--------------|

(chords only Intro below is to be used only if NOT playing the TAB intro above)

C majorC C C majorC C FF G7G7 C majorC C G7G7 C majorC G+G

Prelude

C majorC
Riley the cop would always stop
    G7G7           C majorC
On the corner of Tony's fruit stand.
G7G7          D MajorD
He'd help himself to anything
  G+G       D MajorD    G+G
On which he could lay his hand.
  D7D7          G+G
Oh! Riley did this quite often;
D7D7            G+G
Plenty of fruit he would soften
   G+G    D MajorD
'Til Tony got sore,
  G+G    D7D7
And inwardly swore.
   G+G      G7G7
Then he began to shout!

verse 1
   C majorC           G7G7
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
BB|-0-1-2-3--|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

 G7G7
Because! when you do dat!,
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|-----3-3--|

G+G          C majorC   G7G7
then-a you make her flat, Hey!
C majorC           G7G7
Please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|-0-1-2-3--|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

G+G          G+G
When you squeeza da plum,
  D7D7       G+G
you put him on the bum.
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|-----3-3--|

  C7C7
You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
  FF
You touch-a everyt'ing -

You push-a dis, you push-a dat,
  G7G7
You never buy notting!
  C majorC           G7G7
So please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
BB|-0-1-2-3--|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

G7G7
if you squeeze, Officer, please,
        C majorC
Squeeza da coconut!


verse 2
   C majorC           G7G7
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
BB|-0-1-2-3--|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

 G7G7
Because! when you do dat!,
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|-----3-3--|

G+G          C majorC   G7G7
then-a you make her flat, Hey!
C majorC           G7G7
please no squeeza da banana,
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|-0-1-2-3--|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

G+G          G+G
When you squeeza da grape,
  D7D7       G+G
You put-a him outta shape!
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|-----3-3--|

  C7C7
you toucha dis you toucha dat
  FF
you take a me for a fool

You push a dis, you squeeza dat;
  G7G7
Why don't you squeeza citroul?
  C majorC           G7G7
Oh! please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
BB|-0-1-2-3--|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

G7G7
Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
        C majorC
Squeeza da coconut!


Interlude
C majorC
G7G7
e|----------|
BB|-0-1-2-3--|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

G7G7
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|-----3-3--|

G+G C majorC G7G7 C majorC
G7G7
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|-0-1-2-3--|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

G+G G MajorG D7D7
G+G
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|-----3-3--|

C7C7 FF F G7G7 C majorC
G7G7
e|----------|
BB|-0-1-2-3--|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

G7G7 C majorC

verse 3
   C majorC           G7G7
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
BB|-0-1-2-3--|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

 G7G7
Because! when you do dat!,
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|-----3-3--|

G+G          C majorC   G7G7
then-a you make her flat, Hey!
C majorC           G7G7
please no squeeza da banana,
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|-0-1-2-3--|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

  G+G           G+G
and When-a you squeeza da peach,
   D7D7     G+G
Mama-mia what a reach!
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|-----3-3--|

  C7C7
You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
  FF
You mess 'em uppa da stand.

You take-a dis, you push-a dat,
  G7G7
Someday I break-a you hand!
  C majorC           G7G7
Oh! please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
BB|-0-1-2-3--|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

G7G7
Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
        C majorC
Squeeza da coconut!


Verse 5
   C majorC           G7G7
Hey! Please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
BB|-0-1-2-3--|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

 G7G7
Because! when you do dat!,
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|-----3-3--|

G+G          C majorC   G7G7
then-a you make her flat, Hey!
C majorC           G7G7
please no squeeza da banana,
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|-0-1-2-3--|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

    G+G          G+G
?Cause when you squeeza da pear,
  D7D7      G+G
You act-a like a square.
e|----------|
BB|----------|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|-----3-3--|

  C7C7
You touch-a dis, you touch-a dat,
  FF
You flatten out-a da fig.

You squeeza dis, you eat-a dat,
  G7G7
You act-a like a pig!
  C majorC           G7G7
Oh! please no squeeza da banana!
e|----------|
BB|-0-1-2-3--|
G+G|----------|
D MajorD|----------|
A augmentedA|----------|
E MajorE|----------|

G7G7
Now if you squeeze, Officer, please,
        C majorC
Squeeza da coconut!

Outro
G7G7        C majorC
Squeeza da googoochill,
      (sp.? meaning?)
G7G7       C majorC
Squeeza da watermelon,
G7G7        C majorC
Squeeza da moolinyon,
     (sp.? mellon?)
  G7G7           C/GC/G
But please no squeeza da banana!

(ending chords if not playing TABs below)
G7G7 C majorC G7G7 C majorC

e|-----|------------|-------------|
BB|-----|----------0-|-1-----1-----|
G+G|-(2)-|-0-0-0-2----|-----0-------|
D MajorD|-----|------------|-------------|
A augmentedA|-----|------------|-------------|
E MajorE|-----|------------|-------------|