Inbred Local chords by The Poxy Boggards

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Verse 1:
D MajorD
I'm an inbred local
   G+G
And I got no brain to speak of
    D MajorD                A augmentedA
And my furrowed brow gets deeper every day
  D MajorD              G+G
My education's spotty, just this side of nonexistent
        D MajorD     A augmentedA        D MajorD
'Cause knowin' things just might get in the way

Chorus:
D MajorD
Well, I wish I had more chromosomes
 G+G
I wish I had more chromosomes
 D MajorD              A augmentedA
I wish I had more chromosomes today
      D MajorD
Oh well, I wish I had more chromosomes
 G+G
I wish I had more chromosomes
 D MajorD        A augmentedA           D MajorD
I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

Verse 2:
D MajorD
Well, the neighbours they all think I'm dumb
     G+G
'Cause I don't have opposin' thumbs
    D MajorD           A augmentedA
And I can not pick up the telephone
  D MajorD
I often sit at home and cry
  G+G
My cousin uncle tells me why
D MajorD         A augmentedA      D MajorD
Says it's due to lack of chromosomes

Chorus:

D MajorD
Well, I wish I had more chromosomes
 G+G
I wish I had more chromosomes
 D MajorD              A augmentedA
I wish I had more chromosomes today
      D MajorD
Oh well, I wish I had more chromosomes
 G+G
I wish I had more chromosomes
 D MajorD        A augmentedA           D MajorD
I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

Bridge:
      G+G              D MajorD
Oh well, my cousin-uncle-nephew told my sister-aunt Louise
     G+G               D MajorD
That my cousin-father-grandpa has got triple-jointed knees
  G+G                  D MajorD
My sister-cousin twice removed raised a flipper in despair
    G+G                  D MajorD
And my darlin' niece and charmin' wife just spits up clumps o' hair
   G+G              D MajorD
And as I sit and wonder you know that I've got to think
     A augmentedA
That our gene pool's about as big as a kitchen sink

Verse 3:
  D MajorD
And I don't care what people say
  G+G
I'm quite content to be this way
  D MajorD                 A augmentedA
And to my close-knit kin I raise this toast:
D MajorD
Scripture verse and Bible song
G+G
Prove out my theory right along
   D MajorD          A7A7           D MajorD
Just look at the Father, Son and the Holy Ghost

Chorus:

     D MajorD
Oh God, I wish I had more chromosomes
 G+G
I wish I had more chromosomes
 D MajorD              A augmentedA
I wish I had more chromosomes today
      D MajorD
Oh well, I wish I had more chromosomes
 G+G
I wish I had more chromosomes
 D MajorD        A augmentedA           D MajorD
I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

NC
(One more time around the family tree, boys!)

Chorus:

D MajorD
Well, I wish I had more chromosomes
 G+G
I wish I had more chromosomes
 D MajorD              A augmentedA
I wish I had more chromosomes today
      D MajorD
Oh well, I wish I had more chromosomes
 G+G
I wish I had more chromosomes
 D MajorD            A augmentedA      D MajorD
I wish I had more chrom--hey, what are they?

NC
(More chromo DNA, huh-huh)