Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Verse:
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A augmentedA pretty girl men fight for
D MajorD
They've even started wars
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How pretty does she have to be
D MajorD
When she's down upon all fours?
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I find the ones who aren't so pretty
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Are diamonds in the rough
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Cause pretty girls may look good
D MajorD G+G
But the ugly know their stuff
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Just spend the night with Mabel
D MajorD
I overcame my fears
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By going to the Gock and Bulls
D MajorD
And drinking fifteen beers
C majorC G+G
She'd do it all night long that girl
C majorC G+G
She never calls it quits
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And her favorite way to please you
D MajorD
Is by rubbing with her...
Chorus:
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Be they ugly or unsightly
C majorC G+G
Or just plain make you sick
Every girl is pretty
D MajorD
With her lips wrapped 'round your...
G+G
Hey Nonny Nonny
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Hey Nonny Nonny
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Hey Nonny Nonny
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Hey Nonny Nonny
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Hey Hey Hey
Verse:
G+G
Mad Hellen is from Bedlam
D MajorD
She sees fairies, ghosts, and spots
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Her face is worn and drizzled
D MajorD
And her hair is all in knots
C majorC G+G
And when I get down off that ship
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I run straight to her bed
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'Cause crazy girls do crazy things
D MajorD
Whilst giving you some...
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Well Clair is such a scrawny girl
D MajorD
As short as she is thin
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With buck teeth and a lazy eye
D MajorD
And warts upon her chin
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But when she gets a man in bed
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She'll toss him like a rock
It's like the devil takes her
D MajorD
When she's gnawing on my...
G+G
Well Madge is not a pretty one
D MajorD
She frightens all the boys
G+G
But if they'd only knew about
D MajorD
The techniques she employs
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She'll swirl and twirl and spin you
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Then point it at her bum
Then grin that toothless smile
D MajorD
While she's gargling your...
G+G
There's Gertie from Newcastle
D MajorD
Who smells like fish and beer
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She's got one brow across her head
D MajorD
And a cyst upon her rear
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But once you get to know her
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You'll really love that lass
For when she goes to work
D MajorD
She'll suck the bed sheets through your...
Chorus:
G+G
Be they ugly or unsightly
C majorC G+G
Or just plain make you sick
Every girl is pretty
D MajorD
With her lips wrapped 'round your...
G+G
Hey Nonny Nonny
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Hey Nonny Nonny
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Hey Nonny Nonny
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Hey Nonny Nonny
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Hey Hey Hey
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Hey Nonny Nonny
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Hey Nonny Nonny
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Hey Nonny Nonny
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Hey Nonny Nonny