Friendship chords by Cole Porter

C         D7   G7      C
If you're ever in a jam, here I am.
C7     F                G         C
If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal.
       G            D         Dm       E7
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail,
Dm7       F
I'm your bail.

G7   C
It's friendship, friendship,
                    G7
Just a perfect blendship,
     C     C7               F          Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been forgot
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be hot!
F                  G       C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig–dig-dig.

C C7 F Fm
G7 F/A Abadd9 G

          C           D7    G7      C
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
C7     F                   G       C
If you ever catch on fire, send a wire.
       G              D                 Dm     E7
If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine,
Dm7     F
Borrow mine.

G7   C
It's friendship, friendship,
                    G7
Just a perfect blendship,
     C     C7               F            Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have ceased to jell
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be swell!
F                  G       C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep–hep-hep.

C C7 F Fm x2
G7 F/A Abadd9 G
        C               D7    G7     C
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
C7      F                     G       C
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
        G          D      Dm           E7
If they ever put a bullet through your brain
Dm7      F
I'll complain.
 
G7   C
It's friendship, friendship,
                    G7
Just a perfect blendship,
     C     C7             F          Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships go up in smoke,
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be oke!
F                  G         C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof.

C C7 F Fm x3
G7 F/A

       C              D7    G7      C
If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.
C7     F                     G       C
If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.
          G         D            Dm       E7
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half,
Dm7     F
I won't laugh.

G7   C
It's friendship, friendship,
                    G7
Just a perfect blendship,
     C     C7               F             Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been "forgate"
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be great!

C C7 F Fm x3
G7 F/A
G#7 F#/A# G7

        C               D7     G7     C
If they ever crack your spine, drop a line.
C7      F                     G       C
If they ever cut your throat, write a note.
        G           D        Dm      E7
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you,
Dm7       F
Invite me too!

G7   C
It's friendship, friendship,
                    G7
Just a perfect blendship,
     C     C7              F             Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships are up the crick,
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C
Ours will still   be slick!
F                  G           C
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-quack-quack-quack

C C7 F Fm x4
G7 F/A Abadd9 G

G7   C     C7               F          Cdim/Ab C/G
When other friendships have been forgot
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C  C7 F Fm G7 F/A G F7/G C
Ours will still   be hot!



As performed in the 2011 revival. Note that the F/A and the chord that immediately
follows it (in the instrumentals and at the end) are played half as long.