Making Bacon chords by Pork Dukes

Intro:
"Hands together eyes closed don't forget to pick your nose"

(G F#) E              (G F#) E          (G F#) E           (G F#) E
        making bacon           making bacon      making bacon       making bacon

Verse:

C          F    C      A                          F             C            G        C
....................  a ten inch chopper with a varicose vein making bacon is on my mind
Come here baby...quick    feel down there and sucka my dick     making bacon is on my mind

E                          F
Making bacon is on my mind turn round baby let me take you from behind
C             G       C
making bacon is on my mind

Verse:

C                           F       C
With your see thru knickers you look so neat
A                          F             C            G        C
bend over baby gonna give you my meat    making bacon is on my mind
C                           F       C
Get down baby on your hands and knees
A                          F             C            G        C
take my danish and give it a squeeze     making bacon is on my mind


E                          F
Making bacon is on my mind turn round baby let me take you from behind
C             G       C
making bacon is on my mind

BREAK:

(G F#) E              (G F#) E          (G F#) E           (G F#) E
        making bacon           making bacon      making bacon       making bacon

A  (x 4 bars)

(G F#) E              (G F#) E
        making bacon           making bacon

B  (x 2 bars)

(G F#) E              (G F#) E
        making bacon           making bacon

B  (x 2 bars)          A   (x 2 bars)

(G F#) E              (G F#) E          (G F#) E           (G F#) E
        making bacon           making bacon      making bacon       making bacon

Verse:

C                   F       C
hey baby want something to chew
A                          F             C            G        C
a deep throat baby is good for you       making bacon is on my  mind
C                   F       C
.........for breakfast, dinner and tea
A                          F             C            G        C
I'm a pork duke and its good for me      making bacon is on my  mind


E                          F
Making bacon is on my mind turn round baby let me take you from behind
C             G       C
making bacon is on my mind

(G F#) E              (G F#) E          (G F#) E           (G F#) E
        making bacon           making bacon      making bacon       making bacon