Abc chords by Polyphia

e|-------4----0-------------4------|---7/9-7-----------------0-----0--------------0--------|
B|----------7------7-----7-----5---|--------------9---7h8p7-------------7/9/10-9-----------|
G|--6----6---------4-----4-----6---|----------6-------7------------6-----------6-----------|
D|--6----6---------4-----4-----6---|----------6-------7------------6-----------6-----9-----|
A|--7----0---------------------4---|----------------------------4--------------0-----------|
E|--5-x------------4---4-----------|------------------0---------------------------------x--|


e|-------------------------------------0---|--7p4---------------------------------13-------|
B|-----------------------------------------|-------5---4---------------8-------8-----8-----|
G|-----9-9-9-8--8-6------------------------|---------6----------------------10-------------|
D|-----------6------------------6h7p6------|---------------6---------8---8-----------------|
A|-----------8------------8----------------|-------------------98-------------------------|
E|----------8------------8-----------------|-------------------98-------------------------|

e|---------------------------9------|
B|-----------7h10p7----------9------|
G|--------7----------76-----9------|
D|------7---------------------------|
A|----9-------------------7---------|
E|--7-------------------------------|

Chorus:
Someone call a paramedic
I can't speak, it's all phonetic
Made me forget
Every word 'cause, like, that's a lot of letters
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ



Verse 1:
911, hello? It's me, Sophia
Yes, this is an emergency
Yes, the way they put it down on me
Got the whole room tipsy
Hyperventilating when
We be procreating
Where'd you learn to Do that thing?
How you hold the bat when you swing


Pre-Chorus:
I don't think I can breathe
I don't think I can read
I don't think I can think
I don't think I can see
Fuck

Chorus:
Someone call a paramedic
I can't speak, it's all phonetic
Made me forget
Every word 'cause, like, that's a lot of letters
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Verse 2:
Cut your pic out and put it in my locket (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
So I could kiss you whenever I wanted (Mmm, ah)
Hyperventilating when (Oh-eh)
We be procreating
Where'd you learn to Do that thing? (Ooh-whoa)
How you hold the bat when you swing, yeah, yeah

Pre-Chorus:
I don't think I can breathe
I don't think I can read
I don't think I can think
I don't think I can see
Haha, shit

Chorus:
Someone call a paramedic
I can't speak, it's all phonetic
Made me forget (Yeah)
Every word 'cause, like, that's a lot of letters
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Bridge:
あいうえお
かきくけこ
さしすせそ
たちつてと
なにぬねの (Yah!)
はひふへほ
まみむめも
やいゆえよ
らりるれろ
ぱぴぷぺぽ (Ah!)

Spoken:
えちょっと待って
ちょっと待って
イケメンじゃない？
イケメンだよね？
むり、むり、むり、むり (Ooh-whoa, ooh-yeah)
ヤバイ、超かっこいいんだけど。
むり、むり、絶対むり
ヤバイんだけど (Ooh-whoa)

Guitar Solo:
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa-oh
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hahaha
Someone call a parame-me-me—
(Come on!)
(Ooh!)
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Outro:
あいうえお (Oh yeah)
かきくけこ
さしすせそ
(You got me, you got me forgetting all of my words)
たちつてと
なにぬねの (Yah!)
はひふへほ
まみむめも
やいゆえよ
らりるれろ
ぱぴぷぺぽ (Ah!)