Mummified Mom chords by Harley Poe

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
A D


Verse:
 A
I wrote this song for my mom
                           D
She is the coolest fuckin' bitch I know
 A
She like to shop and go to church
                              D
She tell me everything she think I should know
 A
She love my boys, she buy them toys
                          D
She make us dinner every time we go
A

To visit her, and her dog
                        D
Right before she go to Mexico

     E
She's getting older everyday

And one of this days she'll pass away
         D                   E
Well I know that she won't live forever
  A                   F#m
Here's how I'll keep us together
       D                                           A
I'll wrap her up with love, she'll be my mummified mom

A D A D

A
I study hard to make a mummy
                           D
I learned the ways of the Egyptians
A
My mommy didn't raise a dummy
                       D
Put her together with safety-pins
A
And when she die, she go to heaven
                                   D
Be with the angels 'cause she just like them
 A
It make me sad 'cause when I die
                    D
I go to hades, never see her again

 E
At least I know for a little while

She wrapped up in my den with a smile
    D                   E
I know that she won't live forever
   A                  F#m
Here's how I'll keep us together
 D                                               A
I'l wrap her up with love, she'll be my mummified mom

        F#m
Every summer I come by with my brother we get high
         A          E
And we swim in her pool
         F#m
But I know that this won't last
                                     D
So I'll wrap her in my cast and you know
                  E
That she'll look cool

A D x8

    E
At least I know for a little while

She'll be wrapped up in my den with a smile
   D                    E
I know that she won't live forever
  A                  F#m
Here's how I'll keep us together
  D                E
Wrap her up with love

  A
I'll wrap her up with love
    E                 E  A   F#m
I'll wrap her up with lo-oh-oh-oh-ove
   D                                              A
I'l wrap her up with love, she'll be my mummified mom
D                      A
She'll be my mummified mom
 D                     A
She'll be my mummified mom(Woah, yeah)
 D                      A
She'll be my mummified mom (Woah, yeah)
 D
She'll be my mummified—

E A