Lewis Was An Odd Boy Chords

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) 🎸 Intro: Dm A Dm A Dm A Dm A Dm A 🎸 Verse 1: Dm A Lewis was an odd boy Dm A Who had no friends at all Dm A He was sickly skinned and tattered clothed Dm A And he wasn't very tall Dm A He walked to school alone Dm A With his lunchbox in his hand Dm A Dm A Dreading the ridicule he'd be forced to withstand

🎸 Verse 2: Dm A The boys at school would tease him Dm A But the most unruly bunch Dm A Would pinch him, poke him, call him names Dm A And even steal his lunch Dm A They would treat him with disdain Dm A Themselves uncouth and crass Dm A Dm A But was Lewis all that different from the other kids in class? 🎸 Verse 3: Dm A While walking home from school Lewis Dm A Noticed a girl Dm A Dm A With white skin and pink hair like a cotton candy whirl Dm A Intrigued by her style Dm A And enthralled of her pulchritude Dm A Dm A Lewis tried to speak with her but she was quite rude 🎸 Bridge: Bb F A Dm Bb F A Ooooooooooooooooo... Bb F A Dm Bb F A ooooooooooooooooo... 🎸 Verse 4: Dm A Disturbed by his presence Dm A The girl walked away Dm A Dm A But Lewis stepped behind her while entreating her to stay Dm A Her hair soft and fluffy Dm A Smelled good enough to eat Dm A Dm A So Lewis plucked a mouthful and it tasted rather sweet Dm A She'd been waiting for a friend Dm A To take her on a date Dm A Dm A Imagine his surprise when he arrived a bit late Dm A Cowering and sobbing Dm A The poor girl was in shock Dm A Dm While Lewis devoured most of her hair A Lock by lock 🎸 Verse 5: Dm A Dm A Now, what happened next is too violent to tell Dm A Dm A Let's just say Lewis had an accident and fell Dm A He was left there swollen Dm A And bleeding on the mound Dm A Dm A The lesson was taught had been fierce and profound 🎸 Verse 6: Bb F But the couple's fate was worse A Dm As the two were walking home Bb F A A giant furry beast that throughout the night did roam Bb F A Ate each child, someone's son and Dm And someone's daughter Bb F A It chewed them both whole and left no Proof of a slaughter 🎸 Verse 8: BbM7 F A Dm Lewis is an odd boy, who has no friends at all Bb F A But he owns a ferocious beast that's scary and tall Bb F A Dm His pet is trained to eat those who aren't very nice Bb F A So before you pick on Lewis be sure and think twice 🎸 Outro: Bb F A Dm Bb F A Bb F A Dm Bb F A