Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
🎸 Intro:
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🎸 Verse 1:
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Lewis was an odd boy
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Who had no friends at all
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He was sickly skinned and tattered clothed
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And he wasn't very tall
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He walked to school alone
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With his lunchbox in his hand
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Dreading the ridicule he'd be forced to withstand
🎸 Verse 2:
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The boys at school would tease him
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But the most unruly bunch
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Would pinch him, poke him, call him names
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And even steal his lunch
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They would treat him with disdain
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Themselves uncouth and crass
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But was Lewis all that different from the other kids in class?
🎸 Verse 3:
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While walking home from school Lewis
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Noticed a girl
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With white skin and pink hair like a cotton candy whirl
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Intrigued by her style
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And enthralled of her pulchritude
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Lewis tried to speak with her but she was quite rude
🎸 Bridge:
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🎸 Verse 4:
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Disturbed by his presence
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The girl walked away
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But Lewis stepped behind her while entreating her to stay
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Her hair soft and fluffy
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Smelled good enough to eat
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So Lewis plucked a mouthful and it tasted rather sweet
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She'd been waiting for a friend
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To take her on a date
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Imagine his surprise when he arrived a bit late
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Cowering and sobbing
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The poor girl was in shock
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While Lewis devoured most of her hair
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Lock by lock
🎸 Verse 5:
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Now, what happened next is too violent to tell
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Let's just say Lewis had an accident and fell
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He was left there swollen
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And bleeding on the mound
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The lesson was taught had been fierce and profound
🎸 Verse 6:
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But the couple's fate was worse
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As the two were walking home
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A majorA giant furry beast that throughout the night did roam
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Ate each child, someone's son and
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And someone's daughter
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It chewed them both whole and left no
Proof of a slaughter
🎸 Verse 8:
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Lewis is an odd boy, who has no friends at all
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But he owns a ferocious beast that's scary and tall
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His pet is trained to eat those who aren't very nice
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So before you pick on Lewis be sure and think twice
🎸 Outro:
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