My Idea Of Heaven chords by Matt Pless

• Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
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Verse 1:
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If I were a god, I'd make a lot of milkshakes
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Pour them down on people, watch them all go crazy
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If I were a god, I'd fry a lot of bacon
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Put it in the milkshakes, my idea of heaven
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Bacon in a milkshake, my idea of heaven

Verse 2:
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If I were a genius, I could make you love me
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But I'm not a genius cause nobody loves me
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If I were a genius, I could write equations
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I could pass the math test but I'd never solve them
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I could pass the math test but I'd never solve them


Verse 3:
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If I crack a bottle, I could swallow vodka
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Walking into brick walls, acting like my father
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If I crack a bottle, I could swim in whiskey
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I'd forget my lover cause she doesn't miss me
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I'd forget my lover cause she doesn't miss me


Verse 4:
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If I were a record, I'd be getting dizzy
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Spinning 'round in circles, sticking needles in me
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If I were a record, I'd be wearing vinyl
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Dressing like a rockstar, going out of style
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Dressing like a rockstar, going out of style


Verse 5:
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If I were a cellphone, I'd call in a bomb threat
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Almost got arrested but I shot the sheriff
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If I were a cellphone, we could learn our lesson
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I will leave a voicemail if you leave a message
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I will leave a voicemail if you leave a message


Verse 6:
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If I were a god, I'd fry a lot of bacon
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Put it in the milkshakes, my idea of heaven
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If I were a god, I'd find it quite perplexing
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Balancing the bacon, trying to please the vegans
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Bringing home the bacon but I love the vegans