My Idea Of Heaven chords - Matt Pless

Guitar chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)


Intro:
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Verse 1:
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If I were a god, I'd make a lot of milkshakes
 FF                         G+G
Pour them down on people, watch them all go crazy
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If I were a god, I'd fry a lot of bacon
 FF                        G+G           C majorC
Put it in the milkshakes, my idea of heaven
 FF                    G+G           C majorC
Bacon in a milkshake, my idea of heaven


Verse 2:
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If I were a genius, I could make you love me
 FF                     G+G
But I'm not a genius cause nobody loves me
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If I were a genius, I could write equations
FF                          G+G               C majorC
I could pass the math test but I'd never solve them
FF                           G+G               C majorC
I could pass the math test but I'd never solve them

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Verse 3:
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If I crack a bottle, I could swallow vodka
 FF                          G+G
Walking into brick walls, acting like my father
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If I crack a bottle, I could swim in whiskey
FF                          G+G               C majorC
I'd forget my lover cause she doesn't miss me
FF                          G+G               C majorC
I'd forget my lover cause she doesn't miss me


Verse 4:
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If I were a record, I'd be getting dizzy
 FF                           G+G
Spinning 'round in circles, sticking needles in me
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If I were a record, I'd be wearing vinyl
FF                          G+G            C majorC
Dressing like a rockstar, going out of style
FF                          G+G            C majorC
Dressing like a rockstar, going out of style


Verse 5:
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If I were a cellphone, I'd call in a bomb threat
 FF                   G+G
Almost got arrested but I shot the sheriff
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If I were a cellphone, we could learn our lesson
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I will leave a voicemail if you leave a message
FF                        G+G               C majorC
I will leave a voicemail if you leave a message


Verse 6:
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If I were a god, I'd fry a lot of bacon
 FF                        G+G
Put it in the milkshakes, my idea of heaven
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If I were a god, I'd find it quite perplexing
FF                     G+G                    C majorC
Balancing the bacon, trying to please the vegans
FF                        G+G               C majorC
Bringing home the bacon but I love the vegans