U-mass tab by Pixies

Intro:

e|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|--------------5-5-5-5-7--|
D|--5-5-5-5-1---5-5-5-5-7--| x2
A|--5-5-5-5-3---3-3-3-3-5--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3--------------|

Verse:
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------5-5-5-5-7--|
D|--5-5-5-5-1------------------5-5-5-5-7--|
A|--5-5-5-5-3------------------3-3-3-3-5--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------|
            In the sleepy west         of the woody east,
            Is a valley full,          full o' pioneer,
            We're not just kids,       to say the least,
            We got ideas               to us that's dear,
			Like capitalist, 		   like communist,
            Like lots of things        you've heard about,
            And redneckers             they get us pissed,
            And stupid stuff           it makes us shout,
            Oh dance with me           oh don't be shy,
            Oh kiss me cunt            and kiss me cock,
			Oh kiss the world          oh kiss the sky,
			Oh kiss my ass,            Oh let it rock,
			Of the april birds,        and the may bee,
			Oh baby

Chorus:

        G      C  F  Bb
It's educational             x8

In between the 4th time and 5th time (starting just as the 5th time starts), the lead guitar comes in:

e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|---------------------------|
D|-----------0---------------|
A|-----1--3--------3--1--0---|
E|--3-----------1------------|

Do this for the rest of the chorus

Verse 2:
e|----------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------5-5-5-5-7--|
D|--5-5-5-5-1------------------5-5-5-5-7--|
A|--5-5-5-5-3------------------3-3-3-3-5--|
E|--3-3-3-3-3-----------------------------|
			University
			of Massachusetts   please
			And here's the     last five

Chorus:

        G      C  F  Bb
It's educational             x5

L-------------------------------------------|ead guitar part 2 (comes in on "Ed-ed-u-Ca-tion-al!")
e|------------------------------------------|
B|-------3-3--2-2---------------------------|
G|--0-0------------3-3--5-5--4-4--3-3--2-2--|
D|------------------------------------------|
A|------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------|

Lead guitar part 3 (during drums at end)
e|------------------------------|
B|--9^--9^--9^--9^--9^--9^--9^--|
G|------------------------------|
D|------------------------------|
A|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|

Then there is some crazy stuff that is pretty much distortion.  I heard it live and it
nothing like what was on the album, so just improvise.