Tom Hark chords by The Piranhas

Chords with lyrics

verse 1

  D MajorD                  A augmentedA
Does anybody know how long to World War Three?
 A7A7               D MajorD
I wanna know, I've gotta book me holidee.
                A augmentedA
They want me in the army, but I just can't go,
  A7A7              D MajorD
I'm far too busy listening to the radio.

  D MajorD          A augmentedA
The whole things daft, I don't know why
  A7A7            D MajorD
You have to laugh or else you cry
               A augmentedA
You have to live or else you die
  A7A7            D MajorD
You have to laugh of else you cry

verse 2

  D MajorD                   A augmentedA
My friends say that we're heading for a grotty time,
   A7A7              D MajorD
It's just a load of slapstick in a pantomime,
   D MajorD              A augmentedA
We're heading for disaster, but I just don't care,
A7A7                  D MajorD
Shut your eyes and count to ten, you won't be there.

  D MajorD          A augmentedA
The whole things daft, I don't know why
  A7A7            D MajorD
You have to laugh or else you cry
               A augmentedA
You have to live or else you die
  A7A7            D MajorD
You have to laugh of else you cry