Tom Hark chords by The Piranhas

verse 1

    D                                    A
Does anybody know how long to World War Three?
  A7                             D
I wanna know, I've gotta book me holidee.
                                A
They want me in the army, but I just can't go,
    A7                            D
I'm far too busy listening to the radio.

    D                    A
The whole things daft, I don't know why
    A7                        D
You have to laugh or else you cry
                             A
You have to live or else you die
    A7                        D
You have to laugh of else you cry

verse 2

    D                                      A
My friends say that we're heading for a grotty time,
     A7                            D
It's just a load of slapstick in a pantomime,
      D                           A
We're heading for disaster, but I just don't care,
A7                                   D
Shut your eyes and count to ten, you won't be there.

    D                    A
The whole things daft, I don't know why
    A7                        D
You have to laugh or else you cry
                             A
You have to live or else you die
    A7                        D
You have to laugh of else you cry