Anal Beads Ukulele chords by Pink Guy

Intro:

G      D6 (Fermata)
D6     Cmaj7 (Fermata)
Cmaj7  Cm
Cm
___________

     G      D6
Anal Be  -  eads

     Cmaj7  Cm
Anal Be  -  eads

     G      D6
Anal Be  -  eads

     Cmaj7  Cm
Anal Be  -  eads

        G
It goes pop pop pop when it's coming up my asshole.

D7
And it feels good. And it feels good. (It feels good!)

Cmaj7
And it feels good. And it feels good

       Cm
tonight. (I broke a dog's neck.)


       G               D6
In the darkest of times,

        Cmaj7        Cm
they're there for me. (I love you.)

       G               D6
In the darkest of times,

      Cmaj7    Cm
these anal beads take care of

G                                      D6
me (They take care of me.) Shove it up real good.

       Cmaj7           Cm
Now it kinda hurts. Oh noooo! (There's a lot of blood.)

    G           D6
And aah________ ahh________

Cmaj7                                       Cm
Ambulance! (Oh my god, it's huge!) Call the ambulance (Someone needs to kill that thing.)


       G                                 D6
Now my ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding.

Cmaj7                                         Cm
Ass is bleeding. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

                         G       D6
Ain't nothing wrong with that.

                         Cmaj7   Cm
Ain't nothing wrong with that.

                         G
Ain't nothing wrong with that.


    G                                 D6
(My ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding

Cmaj7                                 Cm