Chords with lyrics
strumming pattern is dd-uu-du x2 for each chord
Intro:
A minorAm FF C majorC G+G
Verse:
A minorAm
If you want to eat some dog
FF
I have good news
C majorC
There's an annual dog festival
G+G
Where you can eat all the dog you want
A minorAm FF
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
C majorC
And the festival spans about ten days
G+G
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
A minorAm FF
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
C majorC
I just wanna let you know
G+G
I'm just tryna' be a bro
A minorAm FF
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
C majorC
Once you get off at that airport
G+G A minorAm
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
FF
And it costs 20 US dollars
C majorC
And it's a four and a half hour ride
G+G
And you get off at Maoming West
A minorAm
Just remember Maoming West
FF
Now you might have to stay there a full night
C majorC
Depending on the time you arrive
G+G A minorAm
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
FF
And you have to buy another ticket
C majorC
It's about another 22 bucks
G+G
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
A minorAm
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
FF
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
C majorC
I'm checking online now
G+G A minorAm
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
FF
Offering a sauna, fitness center
C majorC
Wow it's not too bad at all
G+G
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
A minorAm
But with free complementary breakfast
FF
And a free cancelation fee
C majorC
So it's not a bad as I thought
G+G
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly
A minorAm
which festival you're talking about
FF
And he or she will give you directions
C majorC
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
G+G
If you're white they'll charge you double
A minorAm
I shit you not
FF
I shit you not
C majorC
But anyways enjoy your flight
G+G
Goodbye
A minorAm
Enjoy the dog festival
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