Things That Never Cross A Mans Mind chords by Kellie Pickler

Things That Never Cross A Man's Mind
Kellie Pickler
Album: Small Town Girl

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I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong
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Just look in my closet, not a thing to put on
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I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
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  Things that never cross a man's mind

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Lets turn off the TV, now can't we just talk
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Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we both drift off
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If we don't make love, that'll be just fine
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  Things that never cross a man's mind

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That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
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Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
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That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
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And watchin all this football is sure getting old
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  Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
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  Things that never cross a man's mind

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Here lips are too red, her skirt is too tight
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Her legs are too long, and her heels are too high
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Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
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  Things that never cross a man's mind

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That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
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Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
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That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
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And watchin all this football is sure getting old
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  Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
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  Things that never cross a man's mind

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I feel a little bloated, I think I'm fixin to start
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That movie was good except for the violent parts

Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair
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I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
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  These curtains clash with the carpet,
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  The color scheme is a crime
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  Things that never cross a man's mind

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Things that never cross a man's mind