Thing That Never Cross A Mans Mind chords by Kellie Pickler

E              B7
I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong
                E
Just looked in my closet, not a thing to put on
                 A     A7
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
E              B7  E
  Things that never cross a man's mind

E             B7
Lets turn off the TV, now can't we just talk
                 E
Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we both drift off
                A   A7
If we don't make love, that'll be just fine
E              B7  E
  Things that never cross a man's mind

   B7
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
     E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
   B7
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
  E
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
C#m            E          C#m      A A7
  Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
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  Things that never cross a man's mind

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Her lips are too red, her skirt is too tight
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Her legs are too long, and her heels are too high
             A   A7
Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
E              B7  E
  Things that never cross a man's mind

   B7
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
     E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
   B7
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
  E
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
C#m            E          C#m      A A7
  Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
E              B7  E
  Things that never cross a man's mind

 B7
I feel a little bloated, think I'm fixin to start
   E
That movie was good 'cept for the violent parts
B7
Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair
 E
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
C#m               E
  These curtains clash with the carpet,
C#m           A A7
  The color scheme is a crime
E              B7  E
  Things that never cross a man's mind