Scent Of A Mule chords by Phish

Verse:
G
Kitty Malone sat on a mule

Was riding in style
     C
When suddenly, like the sound of a

buzzard's breaking
      A7          D7
Kitty felt laser beams being fired at

her head
G
She said, "I hate laser beams

And you never done see me Askin’
C        A7       D7
For a UFO, for a UFO, for a UFO
N.C.
In Tomahawk County"

D
Well she kicked the mule
D/C
And it walked the path
D/B              D/A
And the aliens fired from behind
D
Till she stopped the mule
D/C
And she kicked the rump
D/B             D/A
And the big old mule took a big old dump

Chorus:
F     C        G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F    C        D
Take your laser beams away
F     C        G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F     C        A7   D7
You better stop that laser game
            G
Or you'll smell my mule

G
She felt the fire against her neck

And it saddened her to feel it burn
C
When suddenly, like the sound of a

breeding Holstein
       A7
Kitty said, "Stop, we ain't lookin' for
D7
fightin'
N.C.
In Tomahawk County."

D           D/C
A little guy from the UFO
D/B           D/A
Came on out and said his name was Joe
     D           D/C
She said, "Come on over for some lemonade
  D/B             D/A
Just follow me now with the whole brigade"

F     C        G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F    C        D
Take your laser beams away
F     C        G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F     C        A7   D7
You better stop that laser game
            G
Or you'll smell my mule

G
They walked into her cabin shack

They had never seen a southern home
C
And they liked it, better than their UFO
A7             D7
They liked it, they really liked it

      D     C    F
They said, "Here's a place of elegance
G    C         F
Here we shower ourselves in lightness"
D     C    F
Here's a place of elegance
G    C         F
Here we shower ourselves in lightness
D     C    F
"Here's a place of elegance
G    C          F
Here we shower ourselves in lightness"
D     C    F
Here's a place of elegance
G    C
Here we shower ourselves in-

F     C        G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F    C        D
Take your laser beams away
F     C        G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F     C        A7   D7
You better stop that laser game
F     C        G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F    C        D
Take your laser beams away
F     C        G
Scent of a mule, you better watch out

where you go
F     C        A7  D  D/C   D/B  D/A
You better stop that laser game

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