Hit In The Head By A Brick chords by Phillips Henry

tabbed. I've never found someone who's heard it before so I tell people I wrote it
and it always gets a laugh.

Henry plays it in F# but meh.

G
I may not be a movie star
Em
I may not drive a shiny car
D
I may not be surrounded by celebrities or royalty
G
I may not be the Prince of Wales
Em
Or the King of Siam
D

In fact I don't remember just exactly who I am

Chorus:
	  G
'Cos I got hit in the head by a brick
	 	C
and I can't remember one damn thing
	     G
Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember anything

G
I might have been some principal
Em
A white-collar criminal
D
I might have been the guy who leaked the Lewinsky story to the evening news
D
Or sold military secrets to China or even armed Iraq
G
Or take pictures of Lady Di
D
But don't expect me to testify

CHORUS

Bridge:
     Am
I got hit in the head by a brick and I can't remember one damn thing
		    D
I might have been a funny singer but
Em
now I can't tell jokes and I can't sing
		G
and maybe the bridge for this song was once a little bit lower
C
maybe just a little bit funnier
G
maybe just a bit more clever
D7
but don't expect me to remember

G
We might have had a one night stand
Em
I might have even said "I love you"
D
I might have even promised you a mountain or the evening sky
G
I might have said "your hair style sucks"
Em
I might have borrowed twenty bucks
G
We might have almost had it all
D
but don't expect me to call

CHORUS

 G
[Hit in the head by a brick
	 	C
and I can't remember one damn thing
	     G
Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember one damn thing] x2