Chords with lyrics
tabbed. I've never found someone who's heard it before so I tell people I wrote it
and it always gets a laugh.
Henry plays it in F#F# but meh.
G+G
I may not be a movie star
E minorEm
I may not drive a shiny car
D MajorD
I may not be surrounded by celebrities or royalty
G+G
I may not be the Prince of Wales
E minorEm
Or the King of Siam
D MajorD
In fact I don't remember just exactly who I am
Chorus:
G+G
'Cos I got hit in the head by a brick
C majorC
and I can't remember one damn thing
G+G
Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember anything
G+G
I might have been some principal
E minorEm
A augmentedA white-collar criminal
D MajorD
I might have been the guy who leaked the Lewinsky story to the evening news
D MajorD
Or sold military secrets to China or even armed Iraq
G+G
Or take pictures of Lady Di
D MajorD
But don't expect me to testify
CHORUS
Bridge:
A minorAm
I got hit in the head by a brick and I can't remember one damn thing
D MajorD
I might have been a funny singer but
E minorEm
now I can't tell jokes and I can't sing
G+G
and maybe the bridge for this song was once a little bit lower
C majorC
maybe just a little bit funnier
G+G
maybe just a bit more clever
D7D7
but don't expect me to remember
G+G
We might have had a one night stand
E minorEm
I might have even said "I love you"
D MajorD
I might have even promised you a mountain or the evening sky
G+G
I might have said "your hair style sucks"
E minorEm
I might have borrowed twenty bucks
G+G
We might have almost had it all
D MajorD
but don't expect me to call
CHORUS
G+G
[Hit in the head by a brick
C majorC
and I can't remember one damn thing
G+G
Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember one damn thing] x2