Bachelors Degree Chords

Intro: A D A D Verse 1: A D For all my best friends, talking about you is boring A D I know productive conversations unlikely A D Like "who broke who's heart, who was wrong, who was ignoring" A D A broken record, scratching a good spot on my psyche A D Sometimes I want things to happen even if they're bad things A D Then at least something would be happening with you and me A D Give me a big fight, give me a misunderstanding A D I speak every kind of heartbreak fluently

Chorus: A F#m At this point I've got ten thousands hours A D I don't think there's more I can do A F#m I could get a bachelor's degree A E in getting over you A F#m At this point I'm so great at forgetting A D I'm the expert on what ya do A F#m But I think I'm finally ready Bm E To be bad at someone new Verse 2: A D I'll teach a course to all of your future ex-lovers A D Here are the missteps I made every one A D Don't sleep together, don't be friends if you're not friends A D Kinda fucked up and it was also kinda fun A D See I've got the mantas, all of the self affirmations A D I've got the ten easy ways and the build your foundations A D I've got the lo-fi heartbreak radio stations A D Clearly I'm better, all better, congratulations Chorus: A F#m At this point I've got ten thousands hours A D I don't think there's more I can do A F#m I could get a bachelor's degree A E in getting over you A F#m At this point I'm so great at forgetting A D I'm the expert on what ya do A F#m But I think I'm finally ready Bm E To be bad at someone new F#m Bm E Bad at someone new Bridge: F#m D F#m E I'm what you went through just to get to D F#m E The perfect person that'll get you D F#m D I'm your step-stool, I'm your jet-fuel A Four years down the drain F#m E Like the glass of champaign at the interview F#m D She asks me where I went to school F#m D I went to college and then to you Chrous: A F#m At this point I've got ten thousands hours A D I don't think there's more I can do A F#m I could get a bachelor's degree A E in getting over you A F#m At this point I'm so great at forgetting A D I'm the expert on what ya do A F#m But I think I'm finally ready Bm E To be bad at someone new F#m Bm E Bad at someone new F#m Bm E Someone new Outro: F#m Bm E (x2)