Chords with lyrics
Key: Ebm 🎸 Verse 1: Eb Eb Ebm Bb I just went out on a date that turned out not to be a date Bb Ebm Just a solo dinner where you're increasingly late Eb Ebm I call you and you say you wrote a text you forgot to send Bb Eb Bb Eb I just smile and say goodnight and swear I'll never date again 🎸 Verse 2: Eb Bb Picking clothes is such a chore I never know what I should wear Bb Eb Am I too assertive if I wear that special underwear? Eb Ebm Abm I clean my room and water my plants in case you come over and then Bb Eb Bb Eb I come home drunk and alone and swear I'll never date again
🎸 Chorus: Eb I thought that modern dating would get easier with time Ab Bb Eb I'd have good communication and not have to read your mind Eb Bb Ebm I think that even Sisyphus would hate this uphill climb Abm Eb Bb And I'm not sure that Tinder is what Darwin had in mind 🎸 Verse 3: Ebm Eb Bb Message in your inbox with the same joke I've told a million times Bb7 Bb Ebm Timing out my texts to match the tempo of your last reply Ebm Eb Abm I could play these games or skip the middleman and sodomize my brain Bb Eb Ebm At least my mind is getting some more reasons to never date again 🎸 Verse 4: Em E Bm Making plans for ten days time I know that she will never keep B B7 Em Someone's mom just got to town, someone's cat got put to sleep E Am We'll make plans when they get back but never mentions where or when B Em I've diagnosed another ghost and reason to never date again
🎸 Chorus: Em I thought that modern dating would get easier with time E B Em I'd have good communication and not have to read your mind Bm Em I think that even Sisyphus would hate this uphill climb Am B And I'm not sure that Tinder is what Darwin had in mind 🎸 Outro: E5 Em B Everything's so casual, everything's so cool Bm B Em Don't let someone close enough to push you in the pool E Well I want someone to ruin my life Am I want to fall in love again B E B Em E But instead you only ruined my night with reasons to never date again Em
