99 Problems chords by Philadelphia Grand Jury

Chords with lyrics

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

C majorC A minorAm C majorC A minorAm


[Verse 1] (All open chords)

     C majorC
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
     A minorAm
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
C majorC
Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
  A minorAm
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
    C majorC
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
     A minorAm
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
     C majorC
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
    Am(single strum)
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
   C majorC
I got beef with radio if i don't play they show
      A minorAm
They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO
C majorC
Rap mags try and use my black ass
  A minorAm
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
C majorC
I don't know what you take me as,
  A minorAm
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
     C majorC
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
   A minorAm
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Chorus]
     G+G
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
   F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

C majorC A minorAm C majorC A minorAm


[Verse 2](barre chords and different strumming pattern)

  C majorC
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
   A minorAm
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
 C majorC
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
A minorAm
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
  C majorC
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
    A minorAm
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
    C majorC
So I...pull over to the side of the road
    A minorAm
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

(Open chords again)

     C majorC
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
   A minorAm
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
   C majorC
A minorAm I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
       Am(single strum)
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "

(Spoken bit)
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

    C majorC             E minorEm
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
       Am(single strum)
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

    C majorC                   E minorEm
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
   A minorAm                G+G
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

    C(single strum)
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"

       C majorC
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
 A minorAm
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
   A minorAm
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Chorus]
     G+G
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
   F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

C majorC A minorAm C majorC A minorAm

[Outro]
   C majorC
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
   A minorAm
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
   C majorC
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
   A minorAm
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
     G+G
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
   F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one