Ugly Story chords by Phemiec

x2 Bm, E, D, F#

Bm                                       E
I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip
      D                    F#
and I have a friend I pity quite a bit
                    Bm                          F#       E
she said ?grab your gun let's have some fun, share with me your perigees
  Bm
I have responsibilities, I cannot run!?
                                          Em  D
?I do not wish the death of any living thing, I might be a killer but one day
        F#                                Bm                                  Em
I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then I'm keen on staking
      D                            F#
claim to land and sea and everyfin between.?
B                                     F#
I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules
D                                     F#
but when have angels ever helped me yet?
B      Bm                F#
and magic isn?t real and anyway it doesn?t matter
D                           F#
cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect
          Bm
the angry death of every hopeful thought
D                                             F#
that I might be a lover or a fighter that I'm not
                   B                        Em
in someones spider web or net I could be caught
D                                             F#
but I'm too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot
       D                     B
So what? Do you want me to say sorry?
E                   D               B
should I apologize, when you ignore me?
                   D           Bm B
I didn?t ask to be right or to be lonely
D                C       B    Bm
or to be hatched into an ugly story
Bm                                E
I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares
D                                     F#
but then I guess I bored them both to death
Bm                               E
And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces
D                                       Bm
better yet invent a brand new method of ascension
                                 Em
I'm impressed, you've managed to survive
         D                                   F#
but rest assured we'd all be better off dead than alive
                    B                                Em
cause when they get a-hold of us we'll all be batter fried
                                D                    F#
and I'm surprised that nobody?s considered switching sides
Bm            B                E
So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying
F#         D                            F#
any chance of getting back on your good gills
      B                                       E
And I don't want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple
                         D                                F#
well then bleeding?s the new breathing, don't you think I will!
                   B
I used to wish the death of every living thing
D                                         F#
I might be your killer but you'd never be my queen
                 B                                Em
so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams
F#                             D                    F#
I'm done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems
               B                    Em
That I am just pathetic, I won't be overlooked
                      D                             F#
I'm past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook
            B                                Em     Bm
I've made a manifesto, I've been bested by a crook, but never more!
D                                  F#
I'm planning on reclaiming what he took?
   D                       Bm  B
So what? do you want me to say sorry?
E            D           B
should I apologize, when you ignore me?
                   D           Bm B
I didn?t ask to be right or to be lonely
Bm       C               B
or to be hatched into an ugly story
D             C            B
to be hatched into an ugly story
E                D               B
Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

E, D, B, E, D, F#

Bm                            E
I am a prince and I live in a ship

D, F#

B                             E
I am a prince and I live in a ship