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Alien Conspiracy The Cheese Song chords by Andrew Peterson

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The Cheese Song by Andrew Peterson

Chord diagramD MajorD
There is a reason you see
Chord diagramG+G
That I'm thicker in the middle
Chord diagramD MajorD           Chord diagramA minorAm
I could blame it on a bad knee
Chord diagramEsusEsus
Maybe just a little
Chord diagramD MajorD
I could blame it on my blue jeans
Chord diagramG+G
Or that my wife is such a fine chef
Chord diagramD MajorD       Chord diagramA minorAm
My metabolism 's changing
         Chord diagramEsusEsus                   Chord diagramE MajorE
But I haven't told you why yet
Chord diagramBB
It's a magical, mysterious
Chord diagramA minorAm                      Chord diagramD MajorD                Chord diagramG+G Chord diagramA minorAm Chord diagramEsusEsus
Hispanically ambiguously glaze
Chord diagramD MajorD
What is that white stuff on my nachos
Chord diagramG+G
It's too thin for melted cheese
Chord diagramA minorAm                    Chord diagramD MajorD     Chord diagramA minorAm Chord diagramD MajorD
It's too thick to be just milk
            Chord diagramG+G                         Chord diagramEsusEsus
So won't somebody tell me please
Chord diagramD MajorD                                 Chord diagramBB
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
                 Chord diagramD MajorD          Chord diagramC majorC
Cause it's so consuming me
Chord diagramD MajorD
We'll you know they'll never tell you
                 Chord diagramG+G
Cause then they'd have to kill you
Chord diagramD MajorD                               Chord diagramA minorAm
There's a mother load of cheese-juice

                               Chord diagramEsusEsus
That they found in Matchu Pichu
                       Chord diagramD MajorD
In the temple of the Incas
                                 Chord diagramG+G
There's a fountain flowing cheese dip
       Chord diagramD MajorD                               Chord diagramA minorAm
And then they smuggle it to Texas
                        Chord diagramD MajorD                 Chord diagramA minorAm
And then they trick us with the free chips
Chord diagramBB
It's mind control in a salsa bowl
Chord diagramA minorAm                    Chord diagramD MajorD                                 Chord diagramG+G Chord diagramD MajorD   Chord diagramA minorAm Chord diagramEsusEsus
I'm not even sure I remember how I got here
Chord diagramD MajorD
Well give me some of that white stuff on my nachos
Chord diagramG+G
It's too thin for melted cheese
Chord diagramD MajorD                        Chord diagramA minorAm
It's too thick to be just milk
Chord diagramD MajorD                   Chord diagramG+G                 Chord diagramEsusEsus
So won t somebody tell me please
Chord diagramD MajorD                                            Chord diagramG+G
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
Chord diagramBB                 Chord diagramD MajorD               Chord diagramA minorAm
Cause it's so consuming me
Chord diagramD MajorD
So this is sort of a love song
Chord diagramG+G
It's a kind of confession
Chord diagramD MajorD                              Chord diagramA minorAm
As for me ya see I'm long gone
Chord diagramEsusEsus
So consider this a lesson
Chord diagramD MajorD
They wanna make us into zombies
Chord diagramG+G
Lurch into La Hacienda

Chord diagramD MajorD                                    Chord diagramA minorAm
To gobble up the Chimmy Chongas
Chord diagramEsusEsus                                 Chord diagramE MajorE
That isn't how you wanna end up
Chord diagramBB
But Mexico remembers the Alamo
 Chord diagramA minorAm                    Chord diagramD MajorD                                  Chord diagramG+G  Chord diagramD MajorD
And the ghost of Santa Ana s on the move
Chord diagramA minorAm Chord diagramEsusEsus Chord diagramD MajorD
He's taken over with the white stuff on my nachos
Chord diagramG+G
It's too thin for melted cheese
Chord diagramD MajorD                      Chord diagramA minorAm
It's too thick to be just milk
Chord diagramD MajorD                 Chord diagramG+G          Chord diagramEsusEsus
And it s Sublime consistency
Chord diagramD MajorD                                        Chord diagramBB
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
Chord diagramBB              Chord diagramD MajorD                 Chord diagramC majorC
Cause it's so consuming me
Chord diagramD MajorD                          Chord diagramG+G                       Chord diagramEsusEsus   Chord diagramD MajorD
What is that white stuff won't somebody please
Chord diagramBB                  Chord diagramG+G            Chord diagramEsusEsus                      Chord diagramD MajorD
What is that white stuff won't somebody please
Chord diagramD MajorD                       Chord diagramG+G
What is that white stuff
                                       Chord diagramD MajorD
I don't care, just pass the cheese

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