Chords with lyrics
The Cheese Song by Andrew Peterson
D MajorD
There is a reason you see
G+G
That I'm thicker in the middle
D MajorD A minorAm
I could blame it on a bad knee
EsusEsus
Maybe just a little
D MajorD
I could blame it on my blue jeans
G+G
Or that my wife is such a fine chef
D MajorD A minorAm
My metabolism 's changing
EsusEsus E MajorE
But I haven't told you why yet
BB
It's a magical, mysterious
A minorAm D MajorD G+G A minorAm EsusEsus
Hispanically ambiguously glaze
D MajorD
What is that white stuff on my nachos
G+G
It's too thin for melted cheese
A minorAm D MajorD A minorAm D MajorD
It's too thick to be just milk
G+G EsusEsus
So won't somebody tell me please
D MajorD BB
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
D MajorD C majorC
Cause it's so consuming me
D MajorD
We'll you know they'll never tell you
G+G
Cause then they'd have to kill you
D MajorD A minorAm
There's a mother load of cheese-juice
EsusEsus
That they found in Matchu Pichu
D MajorD
In the temple of the Incas
G+G
There's a fountain flowing cheese dip
D MajorD A minorAm
And then they smuggle it to Texas
D MajorD A minorAm
And then they trick us with the free chips
BB
It's mind control in a salsa bowl
A minorAm D MajorD G+G D MajorD A minorAm EsusEsus
I'm not even sure I remember how I got here
D MajorD
Well give me some of that white stuff on my nachos
G+G
It's too thin for melted cheese
D MajorD A minorAm
It's too thick to be just milk
D MajorD G+G EsusEsus
So won t somebody tell me please
D MajorD G+G
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
BB D MajorD A minorAm
Cause it's so consuming me
D MajorD
So this is sort of a love song
G+G
It's a kind of confession
D MajorD A minorAm
As for me ya see I'm long gone
EsusEsus
So consider this a lesson
D MajorD
They wanna make us into zombies
G+G
Lurch into La Hacienda
D MajorD A minorAm
To gobble up the Chimmy Chongas
EsusEsus E MajorE
That isn't how you wanna end up
BB
But Mexico remembers the Alamo
A minorAm D MajorD G+G D MajorD
And the ghost of Santa Ana s on the move
A minorAm EsusEsus D MajorD
He's taken over with the white stuff on my nachos
G+G
It's too thin for melted cheese
D MajorD A minorAm
It's too thick to be just milk
D MajorD G+G EsusEsus
And it s Sublime consistency
D MajorD BB
What is that white stuff I'm consuming
BB D MajorD C majorC
Cause it's so consuming me
D MajorD G+G EsusEsus D MajorD
What is that white stuff won't somebody please
BB G+G EsusEsus D MajorD
What is that white stuff won't somebody please
D MajorD G+G
What is that white stuff
D MajorD
I don't care, just pass the cheese