Chords with lyrics
Key: AbAb
♫ Verse :
Ab7Ab7 F minorFm BbM7Bbm7 Eb7Eb7
they say that i’m too old i guess i’m coming up for nine
Ab7Ab7 F minorFm BbM7Bbm7 Eb7Eb7
me curly hair is getting thin – it’s all them women and wine
♫ Chorus:
AbAb F minorFm AbAb F minorFm
but i’m oh so ashamed it’s been three weeks since i had
AbAb Bb majorBb DbDb Eb MajorEb
a record in the top twenty pops
♫ Verse :
Ab7Ab7 F minorFm BbM7Bbm7 Eb7Eb7
it hurts me when i thinks as how at eight i was top of the pole
Ab7Ab7 F minorFm BbM7Bbm7 Eb7Eb7
they screamed every time i just opened me mouth and rocked in the aisles with me roll
♫ Chorus:
AbAb F minorFm AbAb F minorFm
now i’m oh so ashamed, they Say All Me Discs Are Flops
AbAb Bb majorBb DbDb Eb MajorEb
cos i haven’t got a record in the top twenty pops
♫ Bridge:
Em7b AbAb
i’ve tried ooh-aahs and i’ve giggled
DbDb Bb7Bb7
i’ve rocked it and i’ve skiffled
Eb7Eb7 Ab7Ab7 F minorFm
i’ve sung an old song and not no-one could make out a word
DbDb
it’s the truth!
AbAb Bb7Bb7
i’ve clapped me hands ‘til the blood run
Gm7Gm7 Eb7Eb7
i’ve had echoes til me head spun
til me head spun
til me head spun
Fm7Fm7 Bb7Bb7
but they say you’re too old, too long in the tooth
Eb7Eb7
give us youth!
♫ Verse :
Ab7Ab7 F minorFm BbM7Bbm7 Eb7Eb7
i’ve had me breakdown in the papers, dyed me hair a luminous green
Ab7Ab7 F minorFm BbM7Bbm7 Eb7Eb7
i’ve wobbled me hips in sexy-like capers, and me sideboards meet under me chin
♫ Chorus:
AbAb F minorFm AbAb F minorFm
but i’m oh so ashamed, it’s been three weeks since i had
AbAb Bb majorBb DbDb Eb MajorEb
a record in the top twenty pops
♫ Bridge:
F#F# Ab7Ab7
i’ve held high notes, real classy
Dbm7Dbm7
til me eyes went all glassy
EbM7Ebm7 AbAb
i’ve sung a duet with meself – nearly
Db7Db7 BbmBbm
ruptured me throat
Ab7Ab7 Bb7Bb7
i’ve tried humming and hot drumming
EbM7Ebm7
i’ve broke ten guitars with me strumming
AbAb Bb7Bb7
but it always turns out some charlie
Eb7Eb7
has done it before
♫ Verse :
Ab7Ab7 F minorFm BbM7Bbm7 Eb7Eb7
what’s the matter with me platters, they say i should try a new kick
Ab7Ab7 F minorFm BbM7Bbm7 Eb7Eb7
but me nerves is hanging in tatters, i’ve done me nut til i’m fair off me wick
♫ Chorus:
AbAb F minorFm Ab7Ab7 Fm7Fm7
and i’m oh so ashamed, it’s been three weeks since i had
AbAb Bb majorBb DbDb Eb MajorEb
a record in the top twenty pops
Eb7Eb7
me discs are slipping!
Ab7Ab7
i haven’t got a record in the top
Db7Db7
twenty pops
please buy this record. please!