Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Verse 1: Dbmaj7 You got four for Thanksgiving Eb Twenty one for the Lord Ab Abmaj7/G I haven't counted in a while Ab7/Gb Fm7 It might be a few more Db And there's seven days for spring Eb And maybe one more in between Db And then on top of all the everything
Assuming I survive Eb Another 90 day summer's gonna take Eb Eb(add9) Eb My fucking life Chorus: G7 Cm Cm(add11) Cm And I would rather die Ab Eb And let me make it clear G7 It's nobody's fault Ab But I think we all know Bb Eb G7 That I won't make it to Montreal Cm Eb G7 And I would rather die Cm Eb G7 I'll jump before I'll fall Cm Fm And I'm having lots of fun Ab Bb Cm But I won't make it Montreal Interlude: Cm Fm Bb G7 Verse 2: Db I've five pretty skirts Eb I've got sweaters in drawers Ab Ab/G I've got a nice big blanket Ab7/Gb Fm7 And carpeted floors Db I've got lovers on lovers Eb Friends on friends Db Eb Ab Ab/G Ab/Gb Ab/F The fucking fun just never ends Verse 3: Db You like to talk about the future Eb As if it's real Ab And when you tell me that you love me F7 I can almost feel it Bbm But the wires don't connect Eb Your blood has been rejected Db And it doesn't even matter If I make it through the night Eb Because another fucking summer's gonna take Eb Eb(add9) Eb My fucking life Chorus: G7 Cm Cm(add11) Cm And I'd just rather die Ab Eb It's boredom overall G7 Cm And I'm having lots of fun Ab Bb Eb G7 But I won't make it to Montreal Cm Eb G7 And I don't wanna die Cm Eb G7 But I'll jump before I'll fall Cm And did you really think so? Fm Ab Bb Eb I mean no one fucking thought I'd make it to Montreal Interlude 2: Eb G7 Cm Abmaj7 Eb G7 Ab Abm Verse 4: Db It's not that it's a bad plan Eb No, the plan fucking slapped Ab Abmaj7/G Ab7/Gb I was so excited you don't know Fm7 How bad Db I wanted all of it Eb The coffee shop, the weather, the apartment Db Eb Ab Ab/G Ab/Gb Ab/F But I don't want anything anymore Db I don't know Eb Ab I guess I just got bored Db It doesn't matter where the trolley goes this time Eb Because soon enough the summer's gonna take Eb Eb(add9) Eb My fucking life Chorus: G7 Cm Cm(add11) Cm And I would rather die Ab Eb And let me make it clear G7 It's nobody's fault Ab But I think we all know Bb Eb G7 That I won't make it to Montreal Cm Eb G7 And I don't wanna die Cm Eb G7 I don't wanna get left behind Cm Fm But it's better half than none Ab Bb Eb I hope to god you have some fun Verse 5: G7 Cm Go get laid in Montreal Ab The world's so big and Eb I'm too small G7 You guys are different Ab You could have it all Abm Bb Eb I hope you make it to Montreal Outro: Eb G7 Cm Ab Eb G7 Cm Ab Ab Bb G7 Cm Ab Bb Eb