Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) INTRO: G#m Eb x2 Em G#m Eb x3 E VERSE 1: G#m Eb So this girl’s out back behind the bar G#m Eb E She’s a good girl, she called a car G#m Eb Y’ got three motherfuckers in a big white van G#m Eb Two dumb friends and one mean man
G#m Eb Well she’ll fuckin’ kill you, she wins every fight G#m Eb E She's gonna rock your shit by the end of the night G#m Eb And the only advantage that a killer has G#m Eb D# Is they think they have the right CHORUS: B I listen to a lotta true crime Eb G#m I listen to it at night E B I like the girl talk Eb G#m It makes me feel alright E B I like scary stories in the morning Eb G#m And I like ‘em at night E B I like girl talk vibes Eb G#m They makes me feel just fine E G#m I listen to a lotta true crime laughing: G#m Eb x2 Em SPOKEN: G#m Eb Ya' know, Dennis Rayder and David Parker Ray actually sit together in Hell Shaking, quaking, terrified G#m Eb That one day, somehow, someway E They might meet me VERSE 2: G#m Eb They took our girls away from home G#m Eb E They’re in the woods, they’re all alone G#m Eb The ropes are heavy and the knots are tight G#m Eb E Tied by a monster and his oblivious wife G#m Eb Well I hope this doesn’t seem too impolite G#m Eb E But Ted Bundy was just never that fuckin’ bright G#m Eb He was just sorta charismatic and white, alright? N.C. And he was so fuckin’ sure he had the right VERSE 3: B Eb But he's ugly, and I’m glad he’s dead E D# 'Cause he had no fuckin’ candle in his pumpkin head B Eb You’re not special for winning a game G#m E D# With someone who you know was never playing B She could’ve killed you Eb She had every right D# Eb G#m Y’ just caught her off guard tonight B Eb But it’s alright G#m She’ll be fine E G#m We listen to a lotta true crime G#m Eb x2 E BRIDGE: G#m Eb One of our young turned up last night E B Eb G#m They found their body but not their eyes G#m Somebody new must’ve Eb Gone bad G#m Eb Where’s the lord to take care of that? G#m E Where’s the lord to take care of that? SOLO: E B Eb G#m laughing: E Em G#m Eb x2 G#m Eb E G#m Eb x2 G#m Eb E CHORUS: B I listen to a lot of true crime Eb G#m I listen to it at night E B I like the girl talk vibes Eb G#m They make me feel alright E B I like scary stories in the morning Eb E And I like ‘em at night B I like the girl talk vibes Eb G#m They make me feel just fine E G#m I listen to a lot of true crime G#m Eb x2 G#m Eb E