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Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)
INTRO:
G#m Eb x2
Em
G#m Eb x3
E
VERSE 1:
G#m Eb
So this girl’s out back behind the bar
G#m Eb E
She’s a good girl, she called a car
G#m Eb
Y’ got three motherfuckers in a big white van
G#m Eb
Two dumb friends and one mean man
G#m Eb
Well she’ll fuckin’ kill you, she wins every fight
G#m Eb E
She's gonna rock your shit by the end of the night
G#m Eb
And the only advantage that a killer has
G#m Eb D#
Is they think they have the right
CHORUS:
B
I listen to a lotta true crime
Eb G#m
I listen to it at night
E B
I like the girl talk
Eb G#m
It makes me feel alright
E B
I like scary stories in the morning
Eb G#m
And I like ‘em at night
E B
I like girl talk vibes
Eb G#m
They makes me feel just fine
E G#m
I listen to a lotta true crime
laughing:
G#m Eb x2
Em
SPOKEN:
G#m Eb
Ya' know, Dennis Rayder and David Parker Ray actually sit together in Hell
Shaking, quaking, terrified
G#m Eb
That one day, somehow, someway
E
They might meet me
VERSE 2:
G#m Eb
They took our girls away from home
G#m Eb E
They’re in the woods, they’re all alone
G#m Eb
The ropes are heavy and the knots are tight
G#m Eb E
Tied by a monster and his oblivious wife
G#m Eb
Well I hope this doesn’t seem too impolite
G#m Eb E
But Ted Bundy was just never that fuckin’ bright
G#m Eb
He was just sorta charismatic and white, alright?
N.C.
And he was so fuckin’ sure he had the right
VERSE 3:
B Eb
But he's ugly, and I’m glad he’s dead
E D#
'Cause he had no fuckin’ candle in his pumpkin head
B Eb
You’re not special for winning a game
G#m E D#
With someone who you know was never playing
B
She could’ve killed you
Eb
She had every right
D# Eb G#m
Y’ just caught her off guard tonight
B Eb
But it’s alright
G#m
She’ll be fine
E G#m
We listen to a lotta true crime
G#m Eb x2
E
BRIDGE:
G#m Eb
One of our young turned up last night
E B Eb G#m
They found their body but not their eyes
G#m
Somebody new must’ve
Eb
Gone bad
G#m Eb
Where’s the lord to take care of that?
G#m E
Where’s the lord to take care of that?
SOLO:
E B Eb G#m
laughing:
E
Em
G#m Eb x2
G#m Eb E
G#m Eb x2
G#m Eb E
CHORUS:
B
I listen to a lot of true crime
Eb G#m
I listen to it at night
E B
I like the girl talk vibes
Eb G#m
They make me feel alright
E B
I like scary stories in the morning
Eb E
And I like ‘em at night
B
I like the girl talk vibes
Eb G#m
They make me feel just fine
E G#m
I listen to a lot of true crime
G#m Eb x2
G#m Eb E
Song History
Last Updated: September 10, 2025