Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) Intro: Fm C x 2 Fm C G#m C Fm C x 2 Fm C G#m C "As an Amewican," "fffffuck" Verse 1: N.C. So like Fm C I guess they call it the sophomore slump Fm C Always crying and always drunk Ab C A few dead more gone and the rest well Fm On their way
SPOKEN: N.C. Thanks! I hate it. Verse 2: Fm C So everyone I love is stuck Fm C Fm Because this that the other and the state fucked up C I mean we covered that in a class Fm That I’m about to fail Chorus: Fm C I feel better now Fm C Cigarette ahegao SPOKEN: N.C. I haven't had an episode except for last night, which was touch-and-go. Fm C Ab C No need to cry about it Fm C Ab C *UWUs* SPOKEN: Fm C Fm Hey incels? Just have sex! N.C. Duh! Verse 3: N.C. Trash on the walls and trash on the floor Fm C Liquid eyeliner stuck to the door Ab C Screwing everything up and doing everything wrong Fm N.C. In my defense I wasn’t supposed to be around this long Chorus: Fm Well I feel better now Fm Cigarette ahegao Ab C Fm No need to cry about it SPOKEN: Fm C Oh, I don’t smoke I just like how it smells Bridge: Eb Ab Fm Eb C Fm Ab C Fm Get thin on smoke and coffee Eb C Ab Get fat on pie and biscuits Ab C Fm God bless this perfect shit-storm I Eb C Ab Hope that it takes me with it Ab C Fm I have a soft small body Eb C Ab Strawberries make it happy Ab C Fm Someday I’ll leave the country Eb C Ab I hope to have you with me Ab C Fm Get wrecked on Becherovka Eb C Ab Get fucked on smoke and wine Ab C Fm Someday I’ll have my own life Eb C Ab I’ll leave this all behind Outro: C Cm Ab C x 2 Fm C x 2 Fm C Ab C Fm Ab Eb Fm Eb C Ab Ab C Fm Eb C Ab Ab C Fm Eb C Ab Ab C Fm Eb C Ab