Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) (capo one optional) *=single strum n.c=no chord this is my first tab, sorry if itâs not perfect :) Verse 1: n.c Hey! I like your bra! G Em Thanks I got it from my very best friend C D Kissedâ her onceâ inâ high school andâ then never again G Em Drugs and money whoâs betweenâ your covers C D Wouldn't matter to me one way or theâother
Pre-Chorus: C* G* Whenââthotsâand animals stormâthe capital D* Em* You'llâ watchâc-span for fun C* âCause its a fucking drag G* It'sâ crazy sad D* Em* But you'll do what's got to be done Chorus: C D âAre you really gonna save the world like that, G Em Withâ your tits half out on instagram?â C D I mean yeah motherfucker that was always the plan G Em I'm gonna wear this shit to congress, man C G So hop off my dick D Em 'cause this whole thing makes me feel sick C G D Em And you're mean to kids, why canât you just quit picking on them Am* D* G* Em* Life and liberty, sometimes property, the right to try to feel good C* D* G* Her heart is pure, the math checks out so whats the move? C* D* G And how could you do this when I learned my rights from you? Verse 2: Em C Here's a little fact i cry all the time D G About the state and healthcare and the grand design Em C Sometimes its sad, sometimes its bitter sweet D But it's how you'll know I'm me Am D And now gun control is a fuckin' wicked problem B7 Em I don't know if anybody knows how to solve it C D But if i were in congress and someone shot up a school Em* D* G* I'd fucking cry about that too Em* D* G* And so my question is to you- Chorus: C D âAre you really gonna save the world this way, G Em Crying like a kid every single day?â C D Hell yeah mother fucker i'm afraid it's true n.c People are in pain what's wrong with you? C D So hop off my dick G Em Your Nixon smile makes me fuckin' sick C D You should be just as wrecked as i am G Em I pretty fuckin' angry that you're not C G And when thots and animals storm the capital D Em You'll watch c-span for fun C âCause its a fucking drug G And its crazy sad D Em But youâll do whats got to be done C D The rules were life and liberty, sometimes property B Em The right to try to feel good C D G Her heart is pure, the math checks out so whats the move? C D G And why would you do this when I learned my rights from you? BRIDGE/OUTRO: (down-down-up-up-down-up strumming) Am G And when soft boys and their succulents D7 B Em And girls dressed to crack skulls C G D7 B Em Take the capital and render it's capital null Am D7 G E/E7 Weâll all feel a bit more pumped and a bit less sad Am* Paint our shirts D7* Say we're sorry G* And call our dads -