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Mommy Fwiend Ukulele by Penelope Scott

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Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Intro:
Cm G7 Ab Eb


Chorus:
Eb
I don't wanna suck you off
G7
Just to hold the spot
     Cm            Ab     Bb
Of every suicide hotline volunteer you’ve ever called
Eb
I'm not your mom
G7
And I'm not your therapist
Ab             Bb    Eb
And I’m not safe enough to take this risk
Verse 1:
Eb
I don't wanna eat your dread
Cm
The very same way
Fm              Bb
That women swallow cum just to make it go away
Eb
And you should treat me better
Cm
Than the goddamn fruit
Fm            Bb   Eb
You cut a hole in back in seventh grade


Bridge:
Ab
And I know
Bb      Cm
I know you're sad
Ab
Let me just remind you
Bb      G7
I am not your fucking dad


Chorus:
Eb
I don't wanna suck you off
G7
Just to hold the spot
Cm                   Ab  Bb
Of every mental health professional you ever saw
Eb
I'm not your therapist
G7
I'm not trained for this
Ab               Bb
And I don't wanna be forced to listen
Cm
Under coercion
Fm                  Bb
Under the threat of your blood on my hands
Bridge:
Ab
Let me remind you
Fm         Bb
That I am not your dad


Verse 2:
Cm
I am not your daddy
G7
I can't support
Ab                   Eb
I can’t work through all your childhood trauma for you
Cm
I don’t wanna fuck you
G
Like he never could
Ab                    Eb
I don't wanna be the thing you fuck to do something you shouldn’t


Verse 3:
Ab               Bb
I don't owe you any space on my bed
Ab
This isn't feminism
Bb
It's straight up normal fucking etiquette
Fm
When I say fuck off
Bb
Fuck off
Ab
Because consent is about more than just
Bb
Your cock and the government


Chorus:
Eb
I don’t wanna suck you off
G7
Just to hold the spot
Cm                   Ab
Of every mental health professional you never saw
Eb
I'm not your therapist
Bb
I'm not trained for this
Ab          Bb    Eb
And I don't wanna be forced to listen
Cm
Under coercion
Fm                  Bb
Under the threat of your blood on my hands


Verse 4:
Eb           G7
Leveraging my constant guilt against me
Cm          Ab
And you force me into submission
Eb             G7
And I would be so much less offended
Cm             Ab
If you just told me to get back into the kitchen
Fm               Bb
I don't even feel good about it anymore
 Ab                 Bb
'Cause you don't take the advice you fucking use me for


Chorus:
Eb
I don't wanna suck you off
G7
Just to hold the spot
Cm                   Ab  Bb
Of every mental health professional you ever saw
Eb
I'm not your therapist
Cm
I'm not trained for this
Fm            Bb   Eb
And I don't wanna take a fucking risk
Cm
Under coercion
Fm                  Bb
Under the threat of your blood on my hands


Bridge:
Ab
Let me remind you
Fm         Bb
That I am not your dad
Ab
Let me remind you
Fm          Bb
To call your fucking dad


INSTRUMENTAL OUTRO:

Eb G Cm Ab
Eb G Ab Bb Eb
Fm F Bb

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