Fictional Men chords by Peggy

Chords with lyrics

• Difficulty: Beginner

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

🎸 Verse 1:

N.C.:
So, here's the deal
C majorC       E7E7
I met this guy like a month ago
A minorAm          FF
I got to thinking and I was like 'what the hell'
C majorC            E7E7
The only problem is that he's on a screen
A minorAm
But he's the man of my dreams

C majorC     E7E7
In my head I had it all planned out
A minorAm          FF
A augmentedA little picket fence and a house (and three dogs :P)
C majorC      E7E7
It's stupid
        A minorAm          FF
My mind is not grasping that he's on paper


🎸 Chorus:

N.C.:
I guess I'll just
C majorC          E7E7
Hold my breath and count to ten
     A minorAm        FF
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
 C majorC           E7E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
     A minorAm           FF
'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy

  C majorC        E7E7
I'm way too old to play pretend
       A minorAm       FF
But still, I always fall for fictional men
  C majorC           E7E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
      A minorAm           FF
'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy


🎸 Verse 2:

C majorC        E7E7
The actor's cute, but he's like 33
A minorAm              FF
I guess that's only ten years older than me (give or take)
C majorC       E7E7
Maybe I'm dumb or it's just quarantine
A minorAm           FF
To be completely honest 2020's killing me

C majorC      E7E7
Come on kid, you know it kinda sucks
A minorAm           FF
We get it, you've been alone for like six months
C majorC         E7E7
But he's not real, face the facts
A minorAm             FF
This is a coping mechanism, clean up your act

🎸 Chorus:

N.C.:
Yeah no, I think I'm just gonna
C majorC          E7E7
Hold my breath and count to ten
     A minorAm       FF
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
  C majorC          E7E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
     A minorAm           FF
'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy

  C majorC       E7E7
I'm way too old to play pretend
      A minorAm        FF
But still, I always fall for fictional men
  C majorC           E7E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
       A minorAm           FF
'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy

C majorC          E7E7
Hold my breath and count to ten
     A minorAm        FF
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
  C majorC       E7E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
     A minorAm           FF
'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy
  C majorC        E7E7
I'm way too old to play pretend
       A minorAm       FF
But still, I always fall for fictional men
  C majorC          E7E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
       A minorAm
'Cause I've fallen in love
     F minorFm    C majorC
With a fictional guy