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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
If you want to finger pluck like Peach's original video:
- when you're playing G: pluck 1 and 6, then 3
- when you're playing Em or C: pluck 2 and 6, then 3
Strumming Pattern:
D DU UDU
♫ Intro:
G
He's gonna kill me
Em G
I said I'd change it to John
C
Fuck it
♫ Verse 1:
G
Does your mum still buy your clothes?
Em
'Cause I know you're still at home
G C
You're gettin' too old, all your money's rolled up your nose
G
How's your business workin' out?
Em
Such an entrepreneur clown
G C
"How to win friends, influence them" let you down
G
And I heard you're gettin' drunk at bars still
Em
Overdrawing credit card bills
G C
Slot machines, casinos, what's your deal?
G
'Cause you're living like a baller
Em
On a budget of 'bout twenty dollars
G C
Plus my rent money you "borrowed"
♫ Chorus:
G
And I think maybe you're lost
Em G
I'm exhaustеd always cutting you off
C
Stop calling me, Josh
G
And I don't wanna talk
Em G
When you're knockin' off, drunk at four o'clock
C
I thought you wеre blocked
G Em G
Fuck off, stop calling me, Josh
Post-♫ Chorus:
C C
Fuck off, stop calling me, Josh
(Fuck off, stop calling me, Josh)
♫ Verse 2:
G
I know you only call
Em
Tryna patch things up and all
G C
Maybe start with all the holes you left in the wall
G
And I think you're kinda narcissistic
Em
You should see a therapist
G C
It's getting all kinds of ridiculous
G
And I know you're gonna hear this song
Em
On all the playlists it comes on
G
And all the girls who've dated Josh will
C
Sing along and say
♫ Chorus:
G
And I think maybe you're lost
Em G
I'm exhaustеd always cutting you off
C
Stop calling me, Josh
G
And I don't wanna talk
Em G
When you're knockin' off, drunk at four o'clock
C
I thought you wеre blocked
G Em G
Fuck off, stop calling me, Josh
Post-♫ Chorus:
C G Em G
Fuck off, stop calling me, Josh
C
Fuck off, stop calling me, Josh
♫ Chorus:
G
And I think maybe you're lost
Em G
I'm exhaustеd always cutting you off
C
Stop calling me, Josh
G
And I don't wanna talk
Em G
When you're knockin' off, drunk at four o'clock
C
I thought you wеre blocked
Fuck off, stop calling me, Josh
Video/Audio
Other versions of this song
- Josh (Chords)
Song History
Published: August 16, 2021
Last Updated: September 10, 2025