Joanie The Jehovahs Withness Stripper chords by Paul Thorn

Chords with lyrics

Transcribed by DWdrummer67. Another great campfire tune. Enjoy!

Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret)

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She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses
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She tells her mama, she’s cleanin’ houses
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She goes out witnessing, doin’ the Lords work all week
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But on the weekends, she’s makin’ ends meet

Chorus:
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Joanie… the Jehovah’s witness stripper
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Put a dollar in her G-string… and she’ll deliver
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If her daddy only knew, he’d probably kill her
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Joanie… the Jehovah’s witness stripper

E5E5
One night down at the club, her daddy walked in
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He didn’t recognize, his daughter dancin’
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She wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glasses
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When she got naked, he started clappin’

Chorus: (Repeat)

Bridge:
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If you ask her why she does it, she looks at it this way
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She says I’m countin’ all my blessings, every night when I get paid
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She once lived in poverty, now everything’s alright
      F# minorF#m
The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night