Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Verse 1:
D MajorD A augmentedA
You think you’re so smart
G+G A augmentedA
You think you’re so cool
D MajorD A augmentedA
Because you won big
G+G A augmentedA
When the divorce judge ruled
Chorus 1:
D MajorD D7D7
He said sell the house
B minorBm
Give the money to you
A#A#
But you haven’t won yet:
A augmentedA
Guess what I’m gonna do?
G+G D MajorD
I’m gonna blow myself up
Verse 2:
D MajorD A augmentedA
People say that it’s dumb
G+G A augmentedA
And I’m an unbalanced man
D MajorD A augmentedA
But the logic is clear
G+G A augmentedA
In my foolproof plan, as follows:
Chorus 2:
D MajorD D7D7
I’m gonna blow myself up
B minorBm
So you don’t get what you want
A#A#
And I’m gonna be dead
D7D7
So you’ll feel really bad
B minorBm
And you’ll wish that you’d been
A augmentedA
A majorA little nicer to me
G+G D MajorD
I’m gonna blow myself up
Verse 3:
D MajorD A augmentedA
It’s the perfect solution
G+G A augmentedA
I heartily recommend it
D MajorD A augmentedA
For every slight and intrusion
G+G A augmentedA
And every time you’re offended
Chorus 3:
D MajorD D7D7
Your boss is a jerk
B minorBm
A augmentedA long line for one clerk
A#A#
You can’t find your keys
A augmentedA
Nothing good on TV
G+G D MajorD
Just blow yourself up
Outro:
D MajorD
Kids won’t do their chores
A augmentedA
Just blow yourself up
D MajorD
The dog peed on the floor
A augmentedA
Just blow yourself up
D MajorD
The waiter’s taking to long
A augmentedA
Just blow yourself up
D MajorD
Got no idea for a song
A augmentedA
Just blow yourself up