The Whiskey The Liar The Thief chords by Patent Pending

Patent Pending - The Whiskey, The Liar, The Theft

Standard tuning, No capo

   Am  C   F   G
e|-0---0---1---3-|
B|-1---1---1---3-|
G|-2---0---2---0-|
D|-2---2---3---0-|
A|-0---3---3---2-|
E|-x---x---1---3-|

Intro:
Am F C G

        Am
 He was brought up like a sailor,
   F
 A pirate of the streets,
          C                           G
 Stealing booty, booze, and dirty magazines
     Am         F         C          G
 The rainy days come, the rainy days go,
     Am           F         C       G
 The whiskey, the liar, the thief!

         Am
 She was coddled like a princess,
     F
 And promised as a bride,
      C                           G
 Lady Jekyll secret life to hide
                Am           F              C            G
 So through the window she'd creep when her father fell asleep,
     Am           F         C       G
 The whiskey, the liar, the thief!


     Am                F              C      G
 She bats her eyes and lies about her ring,
    Am               F                C       G
 He used the coin he stole to buy the drinks.
       Am                  F             C              G
 Never thought they'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub,
     Am           F         C       G
 The whiskey, the liar, the thief!


          Am
 He never made an honest buck,
          F
 She only borrowed from the truth,
               C                                 G
 They were the greatest match that hell had ever seen
            Am            F               C                G
 But if you reap what you sew, it doesn't matter where you go,
     Am           F         C       G
 The whiskey, the liar, the thief!


     Am                F              C      G
 She bats her eyes and lies about her ring,
     Am               F              C      G
 The coin he stole is buying all the drinks
          Am            F          C           G
 It's the devil's first mate and a drunken runaway,
     Am           F         C       G
 The whiskey, the liar, the thief!


   G                 C
 A round for our two lovers,
         F               Am
 In this bar stool fairy tale,
        G                C             F     Am
 Giving something for us bastards to believe


           Am                F             C              G
 You never think you'll find love drowning sorrows at the pub,
      Am           F          C         G
 With whiskey, And liars, and thieves!


   Am                 F             C             G
 A toast to those who stole another day (one more day!),
   Am                 F            C             G
 A round to those who lied to get away (one more drink?)


        Am              F             C              G
 And to those who found love drowning sorrows at the pub,
      Am              F             C              G
 Some day you'll find love drowning sorrows at the pub,
       Am                  F             C              G
 Never thought they'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub,
     Am           F         C       G
 The whiskey, the liar, the thief!



Enjoy!
-Sace