Nsfw chords by Patent Pending

Patent Pending - NSFW

Standard Tuning - No Capo

   A   D   E   F#m
e|-0---2---0---2-|
B|-2---3---0---2-|
G|-2---2---1---2-|
D|-2---0---2---4-|
A|-0---x---2---4-|
E|-x---x---0---2-|


Intro:
A E D D
A E F#m F#m

A                                E
 I know you like to think you've found the one,
        D
 And it must be, finally, gotta be love,
            A                                 E
 But you're probably not and probably didn't (nope)
                  F#m
 Just sayin' that Snapchat, text-back game you're playing
            A                        E
 Starts with 'show me yours and I'll show you mine'
        D
 Then a couple screenshots end up online
           A                   E
 And those dick pics and titty snaps
      F#m
 Have all gone viral on the internet (tight)


 A     E                   D
 Naked pictures sound like fun
                             A          E           F#m
 Until you break up and they make their way to everyone

 And all of the creepers
 A                         E
 Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
 D
 Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
       A          E                 F#m
 Don't take those pictures like you do
                         A    E
 Of you in your birthday suit.
D                     A     E   F#m
 You in your birthday suit.


                 A                     E
 Talkin' that va-jay-jay vision with a nipple lick flick,
   D
 A cock shot, ball drop or 'baby just the tip'
       A                        E
 Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker
 F#m
 Picture that ass on the front page of Flickr
 A     E
 NSFW, more like anywhere,
 D
 Tried my best to warn you, but you didn't care.
 A                 E
 Awkward pose, bad light, slight bend
 F#m
 Leave it to the pros, y'all, you should never send


 A     E                   D
 Naked pictures sound like fun
                             A          E           F#m
 Until you break up and they make their way to everyone

 And all of the creepers
 A                         E
 Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
 D
 Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
       A          E                 F#m
 Don't take those pictures like you do

 Of you in your birthday suit.

 You in your birthday suit.


 A                   E
 Best case scenario, pictures of your scarey-o
D
 Face, never make it to the wrong hands.
A                    E
 The inverse, is the whole universe
          F#m
 Sees you shake your holiday hams.
 A                        E
 Background check for the perfect job
         D
 But the Google search shows the tiggle bit is a dong
           A                     E
 There's a booty smack screencap goin' around
         F#m                                           A   E   D
 And you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down
                                           A E F#m
 (well, that's what your junk looks like,)
 N.C.
 (So I guess there's that)


 A     E                   D
 Naked pictures sound like fun
                             A          E           F#m
 Until you break up and they make their way to your mom

 And all of the creepers
 A                         E
 Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
 D
 Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
       A          E                 F#m
 Don't take those pictures like you do
                         A    E
 Of you in your birthday suit.
D                     A     E   F#m
 You in your birthday suit.


Enjoy!