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Douchebag Chords by Patent Pending

Douchebag chords by Patent Pending

Guitar chords with lyrics

A                     D
Hey dude, we get it, you're cooler than us
E                                           F#m
You drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus
            A                                       D
There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me
           E                                   F#m
But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be
     A
A prick
                        D
A fake, your parents' greatest mistake
            E                                    F#m
You're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take
     A                          D
But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes
             E                                   F#m
And when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose
                  D            E                A             F#m
Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got
  D                E            A                F#m
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot
D             E              A                 F#m
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago
D            E  (hold)
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A                                 D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E                                 F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A                                 D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E                                 F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
A                        D
Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick
E                                          F#m
I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic
             A                         D
You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos
  E                        F#m
At the beer pong table where you never lose
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                  D            E                A             F#m
Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got
  D                E            A                F#m
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot
D             E              A                 F#m
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago
D            E (hold)
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A                                 D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E                                 F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A                                 D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E                                 F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)


A                                          F#m
There's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo
          D                                   E
Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you
          A                          F#m
Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym
          D                     E
In to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko
           A                    F#m
Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot
          D                                    E
Tell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot)
       A                 F#m
Drinking Jose all day party in here
Dm
You drink mad beers
     D             E               A            F#m
Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce
    D             E                A              F#m
The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you
     D               E           A           F#m
It's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago
D               E (hold)
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A                                 D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E                                 F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A                                 D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E                                 F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
A
Dude! (Dude!)
F#m          D
I'm not your bro
(I'm not your bro)
A
Dude! (Dude!)
F#m           D
I'm not your bro-o-o-o
A
Dude! (Dude!)
F#m           D
I'm not your bro
(I'm not your bro)
A
Dude! (Dude!)
F#m           D    Dm
I'm not your bro-o-o-o

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