The Whiskey The Liar The Thief chords by Patent Pending

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Patent Pending - The Whiskey, The Liar, The Theft

Standard tuning, No capo

  A minorAm C majorC  FF  G+G
e|-0---0---1---3-|
BB|-1---1---1---3-|
G+G|-2---0---2---0-|
D MajorD|-2---2---3---0-|
A augmentedA|-0---3---3---2-|
E MajorE|-x---x---1---3-|

Intro:
A minorAm FF C majorC G+G

    A minorAm
 He was brought up like a sailor,
  FF
 A augmentedA pirate of the streets,
     C majorC              G+G
 Stealing booty, booze, and dirty magazines
   A minorAm     FF     C majorC     G+G
 The rainy days come, the rainy days go,
   A minorAm      FF     C majorC    G+G
 The whiskey, the liar, the thief!

     A minorAm
 She was coddled like a princess,
   FF
 And promised as a bride,
   C majorC              G+G
 Lady Jekyll secret life to hide
        A minorAm      FF       C majorC      G+G
 So through the window she'd creep when her father fell asleep,
   A minorAm      FF     C majorC    G+G
 The whiskey, the liar, the thief!


   A minorAm        FF       C majorC   G+G
 She bats her eyes and lies about her ring,
  A minorAm        FF        C majorC    G+G
 He used the coin he stole to buy the drinks.
    A minorAm         FF       C majorC       G+G
 Never thought they'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub,
   A minorAm      FF     C majorC    G+G
 The whiskey, the liar, the thief!


     A minorAm
 He never made an honest buck,
     FF
 She only borrowed from the truth,
        C majorC                 G+G
 They were the greatest match that hell had ever seen
      A minorAm      FF        C majorC        G+G
 But if you reap what you sew, it doesn't matter where you go,
   A minorAm      FF     C majorC    G+G
 The whiskey, the liar, the thief!

   A minorAm        FF       C majorC   G+G
 She bats her eyes and lies about her ring,
   A minorAm        FF       C majorC   G+G
 The coin he stole is buying all the drinks
     A minorAm      FF     C majorC      G+G
 It's the devil's first mate and a drunken runaway,
   A minorAm      FF     C majorC    G+G
 The whiskey, the liar, the thief!


  G+G         C majorC
 A augmentedA round for our two lovers,
     FF        A minorAm
 In this bar stool fairy tale,
    G+G        C majorC       FF   A minorAm
 Giving something for us bastards to believe


      A minorAm        FF       C majorC       G+G
 You never think you'll find love drowning sorrows at the pub,
   A minorAm      FF     C majorC     G+G
 With whiskey, And liars, and thieves!


  A minorAm         FF       C majorC       G+G
 A augmentedA toast to those who stole another day (one more day!),
  A minorAm         FF      C majorC       G+G
 A augmentedA round to those who lied to get away (one more drink?)


    A minorAm       FF       C majorC       G+G
 And to those who found love drowning sorrows at the pub,
   A minorAm       FF       C majorC       G+G
 Some day you'll find love drowning sorrows at the pub,
    A minorAm         FF       C majorC       G+G
 Never thought they'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub,
   A minorAm      FF     C majorC    G+G
 The whiskey, the liar, the thief!


Enjoy!
-Sace