Nsfw chords by Patent Pending

Chords with lyrics

Patent Pending - NSFW

Standard Tuning - No Capo

  A augmentedA  D MajorD  E MajorE  F# minorF#m
e|-0---2---0---2-|
BB|-2---3---0---2-|
G+G|-2---2---1---2-|
D MajorD|-2---0---2---4-|
A augmentedA|-0---x---2---4-|
E MajorE|-x---x---0---2-|


Intro:
A augmentedA E MajorE D MajorD D
A augmentedA E MajorE F# minorF#m F#m

A augmentedA                E MajorE
 I know you like to think you've found the one,
    D MajorD
 And it must be, finally, gotta be love,
      A augmentedA                 E MajorE
 But you're probably not and probably didn't (nope)
         F# minorF#m
 Just sayin' that Snapchat, text-back game you're playing
      A augmentedA            E MajorE
 Starts with 'show me yours and I'll show you mine'
    D MajorD
 Then a couple screenshots end up online
      A augmentedA          E MajorE
 And those dick pics and titty snaps
   F# minorF#m
 Have all gone viral on the internet (tight)


 A augmentedA   E MajorE          D MajorD
 Naked pictures sound like fun
               A augmentedA     E MajorE      F# minorF#m
 Until you break up and they make their way to everyone

 And all of the creepers
 A augmentedA             E MajorE
 Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
 D MajorD
 Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
    A augmentedA     E MajorE         F# minorF#m
 Don't take those pictures like you do
             A augmentedA  E MajorE
 Of you in your birthday suit.
D MajorD           A augmentedA   E MajorE  F# minorF#m
 You in your birthday suit.

         A augmentedA           E MajorE
 Talkin' that va-jay-jay vision with a nipple lick flick,
  D MajorD
 A augmentedA cock shot, ball drop or 'baby just the tip'
    A augmentedA            E MajorE
 Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker
 F# minorF#m
 Picture that ass on the front page of Flickr
 A augmentedA   E MajorE
 NSFW, more like anywhere,
 D MajorD
 Tried my best to warn you, but you didn't care.
 A augmentedA         E MajorE
 Awkward pose, bad light, slight bend
 F# minorF#m
 Leave it to the pros, y'all, you should never send


 A augmentedA   E MajorE          D MajorD
 Naked pictures sound like fun
               A augmentedA     E MajorE      F# minorF#m
 Until you break up and they make their way to everyone

 And all of the creepers
 A augmentedA             E MajorE
 Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
 D MajorD
 Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
    A augmentedA     E MajorE         F# minorF#m
 Don't take those pictures like you do

 Of you in your birthday suit.

 You in your birthday suit.


 A augmentedA          E MajorE
 Best case scenario, pictures of your scarey-o
D MajorD
 Face, never make it to the wrong hands.
A augmentedA          E MajorE
 The inverse, is the whole universe
     F# minorF#m
 Sees you shake your holiday hams.
 A augmentedA            E MajorE
 Background check for the perfect job
     D MajorD
 But the Google search shows the tiggle bit is a dong
      A augmentedA           E MajorE
 There's a booty smack screencap goin' around
     F# minorF#m                      A augmentedA  E MajorE  D MajorD
 And you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down
                      A augmentedA E MajorE F# minorF#m
 (well, that's what your junk looks like,)
 N.C.
 (So I guess there's that)


 A augmentedA   E MajorE          D MajorD
 Naked pictures sound like fun
               A augmentedA     E MajorE      F# minorF#m
 Until you break up and they make their way to your mom

 And all of the creepers
 A augmentedA             E MajorE
 Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
 D MajorD
 Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
    A augmentedA     E MajorE         F# minorF#m
 Don't take those pictures like you do
             A augmentedA  E MajorE
 Of you in your birthday suit.
D MajorD           A augmentedA   E MajorE  F# minorF#m
 You in your birthday suit.


Enjoy!