Douchebag chords by Patent Pending

Chords with lyrics

A augmentedA           D MajorD
Hey dude, we get it, you're cooler than us
E MajorE                      F# minorF#m
You drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus
      A augmentedA                    D MajorD
There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me
      E MajorE                  F# minorF#m
But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be
   A augmentedA
A majorA prick
            D MajorD
A augmentedA fake, your parents' greatest mistake
      E MajorE                  F# minorF#m
You're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take
   A augmentedA             D MajorD
But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes
       E MajorE                  F# minorF#m
And when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose
         D MajorD      E MajorE        A augmentedA       F# minorF#m
Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got
 D MajorD        E MajorE      A augmentedA        F# minorF#m
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot
D MajorD       E MajorE       A augmentedA         F# minorF#m
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago
D MajorD      E MajorE (hold)
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A augmentedA                 D MajorD
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E MajorE                 F# minorF#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A augmentedA                 D MajorD
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E MajorE                 F# minorF#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
A augmentedA            D MajorD
Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick
E MajorE                     F# minorF#m
I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic
       A augmentedA             D MajorD
You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos
 E MajorE            F# minorF#m
At the beer pong table where you never lose


         D MajorD      E MajorE        A augmentedA       F# minorF#m
Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got
 D MajorD        E MajorE      A augmentedA        F# minorF#m
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot
D MajorD       E MajorE       A augmentedA         F# minorF#m
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago
D MajorD      E MajorE (hold)
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A augmentedA                 D MajorD
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E MajorE                 F# minorF#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A augmentedA                 D MajorD
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E MajorE                 F# minorF#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

A augmentedA                     F# minorF#m
There's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo
     D MajorD                  E MajorE
Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you
     A augmentedA             F# minorF#m
Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym
     D MajorD           E MajorE
In to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko
      A augmentedA          F# minorF#m
Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot
     D MajorD                  E MajorE
Tell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot)
    A augmentedA         F# minorF#m
Drinking Jose all day party in here
DmDm
You drink mad beers
   D MajorD       E MajorE        A augmentedA      F# minorF#m
Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce
  D MajorD       E MajorE        A augmentedA       F# minorF#m
The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you
   D MajorD        E MajorE      A augmentedA      F# minorF#m
It's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago
D MajorD        E MajorE (hold)
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A augmentedA                 D MajorD
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E MajorE                 F# minorF#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A augmentedA                 D MajorD
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E MajorE                 F# minorF#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)
A augmentedA
Dude! (Dude!)
F# minorF#m     D MajorD
I'm not your bro
(I'm not your bro)
A augmentedA
Dude! (Dude!)
F# minorF#m      D MajorD
I'm not your bro-o-o-o
A augmentedA
Dude! (Dude!)
F# minorF#m      D MajorD
I'm not your bro
(I'm not your bro)
A augmentedA
Dude! (Dude!)
F# minorF#m      D MajorD  DmDm
I'm not your bro-o-o-o