Chords with lyrics
This is a great song. Really easy to play and make people laugh. I based it on the live
video and hopefully I've got it mostly right. Comment if not :)
Capo 4 or 5 (depending on what version you're listening to)
C majorC FF
Well, I hate racist blokes, telling tasteless jokes,
C majorC G+G
And explaining where people belong.
C majorC FF
I hate ignorant folks, who pay money to see gigs,
G+G C majorC
And talk through everything fucking song.
A minorAm FF
I hate people in nightclubs, snorting coke,
C majorC G+G
And explaining where you're going wrong.
A minorAm FF
Well, if you agree, come hate it with me,
G+G C majorC
And feel free to sing along.
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc.
FF C majorC G+G
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc
C majorC FF C majorC G+G X2
And I hate pointless status updates on Facebook,
'FYI', we were never m8s.
We pretend to be friends on the internet,
Yet when in real life we have nothing to say,
Oh, brother, I've love for my mother,
For good times, for music and for my mates.
Yeah, I love and I live, and I have love to give,
But sometimes, all you can do is hate.
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc.
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc
FF
I hate them fussy eaters, you cook them fajitas,
C majorC G+G
They only eat pizza and chips.
I hate stepping outside for a smoke, and some guy coughs,
C majorC G+G
Like your lungs are his.
A minorAm
And I hate queuing up for festival toilets,
FF C majorC
Especially when you need a shit.
A minorAm FF
I hate the X-factor, for murdering music,
G+G C majorC
You bunch of money grabbing pricks.
FF C majorC G+G C majorC
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc.
FF C majorC G+G
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc
C majorC FF C majorC G+G X2 But second time round slow down and lift middle note off the C majorC to walk
down to the G+G (if that makes any sense)
C majorC FF
And I hate them magazines, aimed at insecure teens,
C majorC G+G
They make ten year olds chase to grow up.
C majorC FF G+G
"Hey kids lets be anoerxic", or better, eat chocolate 'til you throw up.
A minorAm FF
Keep your Hollywood stars, in their stupid cars,
C majorC G+G
And the botox, that makes them looked fucked.
C majorC FF
Just grow old with grace, have you seen Cher's face?
G+G C majorC
It looks like it's been hit by a truck.
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc
And it goes la, la la la la, la la la la, la la la la etc