Absorbing Man chords by Parokya Ni Edgar

Intro: Dm - F - Bb - A -(4x);


Verse I
        Dm
You can beat me up
F
Call me names
  Bb          A
Still my ???? go insane
        Dm              F
I don't care if you rearrange my face
        Bb    A
I don't mind
        Dm                   F
You can burn my toys and the books i read
Bb            A
Still it won't matter to me
        Dm
Coz I'm one big gump
       F
I will swallow it up
     Bb         A
And smile, oh yeah

Chorus:
       Bb-C       Dm        C       Bb
Because I'm the incredible absorbing man
    Bb-C      Dm     C      Bb
And I'm gonna do the best I can
         Bb            A
'Til you find me understand


Verse II
(Do verse I chord pattern)
I'm calm, i'm serene
Not a word is getting through to me
when you scream
I'm a sponge, i soak it up
All the crack you put me through
Won't make me give up


(Repeat Chorus repeating first 2 lines first)


Bass slaping


Adlib: Bb-C-Dm*C*Bb-(2x);


(Do adlib chord pattern)
I will never falter
I will never quit
You'll never find another
??????
(Repeat 4x)