Sport Shorts Ukulele chords by Panuccis Pizza

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)


The Tuning I Used Instead Of GCEA IS EAC#F# (lowered Obviously)


Starting Tabs:

A-----2-----2-----0---0hm2--------|
E---0-----0-----2-----------2-0---|
C-0-----0-----2-----2-----------2-|
G-x-------------------------------|
This Tab Will Be Numbered As (1)

(1)x3


verse 1:
   Cmaj7           Gmaj7
Well if I tried I could be an alcoholic
   Cmaj7          Gmaj7
But I'm just too lazy to pick up a
       Cmaj7
bottle and run with it

Cmaj7

bridge:
     Cmaj7
Because I just can't stand to change my
Gmaj7
daily routine
      Cmaj7         Gmaj7
And the only girls who give me the time
of day
   Cmaj7
Are far too young to realize the
 Gmaj7            Cmaj7
horrible mistake that they've made
       Gmaj7        Cmaj7
I'm the horrible mistake they've made

Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Cmaj7 Gmaj7

pre chorus:
Cmaj7          Gmaj7   Cmaj7
Self-deprecation is my favorite pastime after time
      Gmaj7       Cmaj7
It just gets more mutilated inside of my chest
    Gmaj7       Cmaj7
But at best I can still wake up in the morning
   Gmaj7    Cmaj7
And do it all over again

Gmaj7     Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Cmaj7
All over again

(1)x4


chorus:
   Cmaj7         Gmaj7
This isn't a song about how much you
      Cmaj7
hurt me I promise
           Gmaj7
It's a song about how much I fucked up
    Cmaj7     Gmaj7
And put you under so much goddamn pressure
    Cmaj7
And made you think you ruined me
    Gmaj7        Cmaj7
When I had it in me all along
 Gmaj7          Cmaj7
Had it in me all along (x3)

Gmaj7

(1)x4

chorus:
   Cmaj7          Gmaj7
This isn't a song about how much you
      Cmaj7
hurt me I promise
           Gmaj7
It's a song about how much I fucked up
    Cmaj7     Gmaj7
And put you under so much goddamn pressure
    Cmaj7
And made you think you ruined me
    Gmaj7       Cmaj7
When I had it in me all along
 Gmaj7        Cmaj7
Had it in me all along (x3)

Gmaj7


(1)x4