Horny In The Morning chords by Pansy Division

Verse 1:
A
Woke up with a morning woody
A
Could not keep my hands off my goodies
E
Alone in bed another day
E
I guess that's the price you pay




A
Cause late is when the bars get hopping
A

By then I'm tired out and dropping
E
Want a guy on the horizon
D                      E
When the sun comes up, that's when I'm rising

Chorus:
A                   D
Horny, horny in the morning
D                      E
I'm crashed out in the evening fading
D              E
Wake up in the morning raging
A                   D
Horny, horny in the morning
D                                E                 A
I'm horny in the morning, and my nerves are nearly gone

Verse 2:
A
Woke up with a morning woody
A
But no one's here to share the goodies
E
Morning dick is so enticing
E
I'll eat the pastry but not the icing

A
Want go to work refreshed
A
Instead I'm stifled and repressed
E
Want someone to do me right
D               E
To do me in the morning light

Chorus:
A                   D
Horny, horny in the morning
D                      E
I'm crashed out in the evening fading
D              E
Wake up in the morning raging
A                   D
Horny, horny in the morning
D                     E
My libido's like King Kong
              A             D
But I've been solo for so long
D                                E                 A
I'm horny in the morning, and my nerves are nearly gone
D                                E                 A
I'm horny in the morning, and my nerves are nearly gone
D                                E                 A
I'm horny in the morning, and my nerves are nearly gone