Dick Of Death chords by Pansy Division

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Key: D

Intro:

D   A   D   A (x2)
D


Verse 1:
D
  When I met him he was nice enough
      D                                         G
For a   short man trying to act real tough in a bar
                            A
That kind of attitude won't get you very far
D

  His shirt was open and I saw his chest
D                                            G
  A salt-and-pepper, soft and furry mess, Oh God
    A
You know how that turns me on


Pre-Chorus:
F#m                   B
  And then he took my hand
E                      A
  And ran it over the outline in his pants


Chorus:
N.C.               G      A
He had the dick of death
                   D       Bm
He had the dick of   death
                   G
And so I closed my eyes
                  A                      D
And tried to fantasize about his dick of   death


Instrumental:
   A  D  A
D


Verse 2:
D
  We grabbed a cab and went away to my place where we
D                                                        G
  Dropped our clothes so fast you'd think we were racing Yeah
                   A
I couldn't wait to see it for myself
D
  And there it was, staring up at me
D                                          G
  Long and perfect, boy, was I ever lucky, Yeah
                    A
He kissed me and we fell down on the bed


Pre-Chorus:
F#m                   B
  And then he took my hand
E                        A
  And let me guide him into my promised land


Chorus:
N.C.               G      A
He had the dick of death
                   D       Bm
He had the dick of   death
                  G
I looked into his eyes
                A                        D
And let him sodomize me with his dick of   death


Interlude:
   A  D  A


Bridge:
G
  I'd never seen one
D
Quite this big before
G
  When he's soft he's nearly
A
Hung down to the floor


Instrumental:
D  A  D  A (x2)


Chorus:
                   G      A
He had the dick of death
                   D      Bm
He had the dick of death
  G
I don't know if I love him
      A                D      Bm
But I love his dick of death


Outro:
  G N.C.
I don't know if I love him
    A N.C.
But I love his
  G N.C.
I don't know if I love him
    A N.C.
But   I love his
G
Don't know if I love him
      A                D
But I love his dick of death
A                    D
  I love his dick of death
A                    D   A  D  A
  I love his dick of death