There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havnt Thought Of It Yet chords by Panic! At The Disco

"There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought
Of It Yet" by Panic! At The Disco
Tabbed by: Paisley

Em
Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
    C
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed
    B
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
B7
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

D
Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
     C
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed
    B
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
B7
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Em
When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white

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pinstripes      whoa-oh

Em
Everything goes according to plan

B7
I'm the new cancer, never looked better
    D
And you can't stand it
                   G
I know because you say so under your breath
                B7
You're reading lips, "When did he get at all confident?"
D
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
G
Never looked better
    B7
And you can't stand it

G

Em
Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain
C
I bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas
Am
Tonight, tonight, you are, you are the whispering campaign
B7
To them, your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shhh
D
Talk to the mirror, choke back tears
         Am
And keep telling yourself that, "I'm a diva."

C
Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box at your table
             B
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

B7
I'm the new cancer, never looked better
    D
And you can't stand it
                   G
I know because you say so under your breath
                B7
You're reading lips, "When did he get at all confident?"
D
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
G
Never looked better
    B7
And you can't stand it B B

Em x2

C
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
     Em
I've never looked better and you can't stand it
C
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
     Em
I've never looked better and you can't stand it

      Em
And I know, and I know
        C
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
           B
I've never been so surreptitious
                          Em
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
      Em
And I know, and I know
        C
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
           B
I've never been so surreptitious
                          Em
So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

      Em
And I know, and I know
        C
It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
           B
I've never been so surreptitious
                          Em